I was staying over a friend of mines house who had the tiniest little kitten she just brought home the week earlier and I left a huge present in the litter box.

Its been 12 years and the cats still alive and she still brings up how it was most amazing thing she has ever seen.

The cat and I just look at each other and smile as we will go to the grave with this secret.

that is hilarious.

This I horrible and I can't believe 'm going to admit to this here.

When I was a freashmen in highschool the was this girl I wanted to get with so bad...Really had it bad for he. However she would give me the time of day because I was a fat kit with a zit issue.

well years go by, got out of high school, joined the Marine Corps, Lost all my weight, got out of the marines and went to work servicing private contracts.

I went home for a couple of days when I was 23 and run in to her at a local bar in town.We talked and she went home with me. Cool.

As the night went on I started think about how she treated me when I was a fat kid but now that I have money, better shape and no zit issue shes all nice and wanting to get with me. So I did. All night.

When we were done she rolled over and was trying to get to sleep. I asked her what she was doing and she said "Going to sleep" I said "Don't you have a bed of your own?"

she started to get up and get dressed and as she was leaving she asked me if I wanted to go out the next night. I told her no. she asked why not.

I said "you wern't really all that great. I can't believe I waited 8 years for that. Get out of my house"

I think that was a little mean but I couldn't help it after the way she had treated me.

This I horrible and I can't believe 'm going to admit to this here.

When I was a freashmen in highschool the was this girl I wanted to get with so bad...Really had it bad for he. However she would give me the time of day because I was a fat kit with a zit issue.

well years go by, got out of high school, joined the Marine Corps, Lost all my weight, got out of the marines and went to work servicing private contracts.

I went home for a couple of days when I was 23 and run in to her at a local bar in town.We talked and she went home with me. Cool.

As the night went on I started think about how she treated me when I was a fat kid but now that I have money, better shape and no zit issue shes all nice and wanting to get with me. So I did. All night.

When we were done she rolled over and was trying to get to sleep. I asked her what she was doing and she said "Going to sleep" I said "Don't you have a bed of your own?"

she started to get up and get dressed and as she was leaving she asked me if I wanted to go out the next night. I told her no. she asked why not.

I said "you wern't really all that great. I can't believe I waited 8 years for that. Get out of my house"

I think that was a little mean but I couldn't help it after the way she had treated me.

back in middle school me and my friend were bored as hell,so we decided to just go around asking girl to go out with us one at a time(only to see if they would,but really wouldnt ).my friends all had their turn,so now it was mine,they told me to go for this one girl,she was a nerd and super smart(but she was pretty).I go up to her and ask if she would go out with me,she turned all red and said she`ll think about it.the next day 2 of my friends run up to me and said that another friend of mine told her what me and my friends were doing. A few minutes later i see her stomping over to me and she slapped me and started yelling at me,i didnt know what to say.