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Topic: 2nd Official JSH Insult & Teasing Room - part 2
IndnPrncs's photo
Wed 02/13/08 04:48 PM

He has to sit alone in his own pew!laugh


LOL... I have a couple but somewhat off color for posting...

DeathsTreaty's photo
Wed 02/13/08 04:49 PM
I didnt get that one...

kolhauszer's photo
Wed 02/13/08 04:50 PM
feeling blah miss p.....let me see if i can paste and post this on here for you...it'll make you smile too

kolhauszer's photo
Wed 02/13/08 04:51 PM
management lessons-1
Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:51:51 -0400




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Subject: Fw: management lessons-1
Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:11:32 -0500











Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...




One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.




Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "




She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.




Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."




So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.




Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.


< /SPAN>


She responded, "The bastard used coins!"


IndnPrncs's photo
Wed 02/13/08 04:51 PM

I didnt get that one...


Chili has beans in it Treaty

Jim519's photo
Wed 02/13/08 04:54 PM
Doing great Kol! Thanks! Have the daughter tonight so on and off until she goes to bed...

She is still trying to figure out how to rule the world...WIth my help I think we can do it laugh

How about you?

(Princess, how's my BABY tonight?)

DeathsTreaty's photo
Wed 02/13/08 04:54 PM
I know about the beans...but still gont get it ^^"

thanx for trying to expalin it

I dont get jokes most of the time...

kolhauszer's photo
Wed 02/13/08 04:58 PM

Doing great Kol! Thanks! Have the daughter tonight so on and off until she goes to bed...

She is still trying to figure out how to rule the world...WIth my help I think we can do it laugh

How about you?

(Princess, how's my BABY tonight?)


not sure about theworld...but amanda used to rule mine with just a look...
i have never seen eyes so blue in my life,
i miss being daddy..
thats the great thing about when children are from your blood jim..
even when things go bad between 2 people..the children will always be in your life...

Jim519's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:00 PM
Wouldnt trade it for anything....It's priceless

IndnPrncs's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:00 PM

Doing great Kol! Thanks! Have the daughter tonight so on and off until she goes to bed...

She is still trying to figure out how to rule the world...WIth my help I think we can do it laugh

How about you?

(Princess, how's my BABY tonight?)


Hey Jim doing ok working from home right now got a last minute project nothing new lol..

Treaty beans give you gas and make you pass gas and 99.9% of the time it smells and no one wanted to sit new to him so he had to sit in his own pew (pews are in churches and gass smells like peeyew)...

Jim519's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:01 PM
So,....who is getting the Roast tonight?

Jim519's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:02 PM


Doing great Kol! Thanks! Have the daughter tonight so on and off until she goes to bed...

She is still trying to figure out how to rule the world...WIth my help I think we can do it laugh

How about you?

(Princess, how's my BABY tonight?)


Hey Jim doing ok working from home right now got a last minute project nothing new lol..

Treaty beans give you gas and make you pass gas and 99.9% of the time it smells and no one wanted to sit new to him so he had to sit in his own pew (pews are in churches and gass smells like peeyew)...


Working from home is nice...I miss those days. The last minute projects I dont

DeathsTreaty's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:03 PM
Roast?

IndnPrncs's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:05 PM



Doing great Kol! Thanks! Have the daughter tonight so on and off until she goes to bed...

She is still trying to figure out how to rule the world...WIth my help I think we can do it laugh

How about you?

(Princess, how's my BABY tonight?)


Hey Jim doing ok working from home right now got a last minute project nothing new lol..

Treaty beans give you gas and make you pass gas and 99.9% of the time it smells and no one wanted to sit new to him so he had to sit in his own pew (pews are in churches and gass smells like peeyew)...


Working from home is nice...I miss those days. The last minute projects I dont


I hear you and this one is on capital expenditures so even more sucky

Jim519's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:05 PM
Yea, where people of certain charachters get roasted

There are several to choose from, or we just add in new ones as we go along

Jim519's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:06 PM




Doing great Kol! Thanks! Have the daughter tonight so on and off until she goes to bed...

She is still trying to figure out how to rule the world...WIth my help I think we can do it laugh

How about you?

(Princess, how's my BABY tonight?)


Hey Jim doing ok working from home right now got a last minute project nothing new lol..

Treaty beans give you gas and make you pass gas and 99.9% of the time it smells and no one wanted to sit new to him so he had to sit in his own pew (pews are in churches and gass smells like peeyew)...


Working from home is nice...I miss those days. The last minute projects I dont


I hear you and this one is on capital expenditures so even more sucky


UGH!! You'll be on that one for a while

kolhauszer's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:08 PM
hope you all have yourselves a bone soirees people...as we say in french...

catch you guys soon:smile:

DeathsTreaty's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:09 PM
You know french?

Can you teach?

I want to learn french and been trying to teach myself ^^
its kind of hard...

IndnPrncs's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:11 PM





Doing great Kol! Thanks! Have the daughter tonight so on and off until she goes to bed...

She is still trying to figure out how to rule the world...WIth my help I think we can do it laugh

How about you?

(Princess, how's my BABY tonight?)


Hey Jim doing ok working from home right now got a last minute project nothing new lol..

Treaty beans give you gas and make you pass gas and 99.9% of the time it smells and no one wanted to sit new to him so he had to sit in his own pew (pews are in churches and gass smells like peeyew)...


Working from home is nice...I miss those days. The last minute projects I dont


I hear you and this one is on capital expenditures so even more sucky


UGH!! You'll be on that one for a while


Well I can research it and put it together pretty quickly but waiting for confirmation of a few things and of course he's not getting back to me...

Jim519's photo
Wed 02/13/08 05:16 PM






Doing great Kol! Thanks! Have the daughter tonight so on and off until she goes to bed...

She is still trying to figure out how to rule the world...WIth my help I think we can do it laugh

How about you?

(Princess, how's my BABY tonight?)


Hey Jim doing ok working from home right now got a last minute project nothing new lol..

Treaty beans give you gas and make you pass gas and 99.9% of the time it smells and no one wanted to sit new to him so he had to sit in his own pew (pews are in churches and gass smells like peeyew)...


Working from home is nice...I miss those days. The last minute projects I dont


I hear you and this one is on capital expenditures so even more sucky


UGH!! You'll be on that one for a while


Well I can research it and put it together pretty quickly but waiting for confirmation of a few things and of course he's not getting back to me...



That's not very nice of him. Hope your able to get it done quickly happy

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