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Topic: The best lie
Xmegxmisfortunex Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 290	Sun 02/10/08 09:46 AM
veeerry carefully ahaha

ImDavid Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 1403	Sun 02/10/08 09:46 AM
My penis is soooooo big, you're gonna need 2 monitors to view it all.... lol...how you doin? Fine, thanks... just cutting up and having fun.... hope you are well....

tonia25 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 844	Sun 02/10/08 09:48 AM
My penis is soooooo big, you're gonna need 2 monitors to view it all....

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Sun 02/10/08 09:49 AM
My penis is soooooo big, you're gonna need 2 monitors to view it all.... someone has a little freak in them. dont worry i wont tell

ImDavid Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 1403	Sun 02/10/08 09:50 AM
My penis is soooooo big, you're gonna need 2 monitors to view it all.... someone has a little freak in them. dont worry i wont tell Well, you asked for the best lie....

sueboo Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 48	Sun 02/10/08 09:50 AM
hmmm dunno if I should be offended or laugh

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Sun 02/10/08 09:51 AM
hmmm dunno if I should be offended or laugh maybe just a little gig

Runpenzo Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 1084	Sun 02/10/08 09:52 AM
My name is Don Juan De Le Croix and I am a wealthy Japanese businessman from Croatia...

tonia25 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 844	Sun 02/10/08 09:53 AM
I am not addicted to JSH....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 02/10/08 09:55 AM
Its sunny and warm here in northwestern wisconsin.

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Sun 02/10/08 09:55 AM
I use to date Paris Hilton

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sun 02/10/08 09:56 AM
i am paris hilton.. :-P

ImDavid Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 1403	Sun 02/10/08 09:56 AM
I think we all dated Paris Hilton....

Jistme Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 2991	Sun 02/10/08 09:57 AM
My current favorite to date, is this: I am retired at age 42.. despite having paid for my ex-wives existence through child support. I am highly skilled and a sought after Systems and Network Engineer, even though not really able to troubleshoot my way out of a garbage sack. I am stronger faster and better physically, then most in their 20's. I am a hero and will go to great lengths to prove that to you poor people. I love women.. despite my having demonstrated I am misogynistic, in threads and how I have treated women on a personal basis. I am the best thing since sliced bread! Absolutely legendary! At least in my own mind...

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Sun 02/10/08 09:57 AM
I dated Paris Hilton

briancarr Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 3310	Sun 02/10/08 09:58 AM
I was in the girl Scouts for two years.

ImDavid Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 1403	Sun 02/10/08 10:00 AM
I was in the girl Scouts for two years. Would that be the last two years? Oh, and I'm Chris Hansen....

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Sun 02/10/08 10:03 AM
I am actually two people. A man and a woman....

Jistme Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 2991	Sun 02/10/08 10:04 AM
I am actually two people. A man and a woman.... That's funny! Me too!

Xmegxmisfortunex Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 290	Sun 02/10/08 10:04 AM Edited by Xmegxmisfortunex on Sun 02/10/08 10:05 AM
I was in the girl Scouts for two years. i really was in the girl scouts, for like 10 years. it was dumbbb. paris hilton was pregnant with briancarr's baby... but wouldent be able to carry it to term, so she had the fetus traansplanted to nichole ritchie but SHHHH dont tell joel madden that...