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yep, so from now on, its no glove, no love!
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Hell, I still ain't learned my lesson!
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refer to got an idea for application
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uh oh. this can't be good.
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gee wiz!!!!!!!! Do I need a car and all the other materialistic things in this day in age to win over a chick! 
Darn.. all I have is a truck 
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MY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION IN ORDER TO HAVE A CHANCE WITH ME YOU NEED TO FILLOUT THIS APPLICATION WITH COMPLETE HONESTY. NAME: Jim AGE: 36 DO YOU DRIVE: Yes, and very fast WHAT TYPE OF CAR: I'll let you take your pick DO YOU HAVE A JOB; Yes DOES IT PAY WELL: Very WHERE DO YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE: My room DO YOU KISS ON A FIRST DATE: Hope to IF SO DO YOU LIKE THE LONG OVER THE LIPS TYPE OF KISS OR THE FULL TONGUE LETS HAVE SEX TYPE OF KISS? I'll take both HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS HAVE YOU HAD IN THE PAST? THis matters why? IF YOU HAD SEX IN THE PAST DID YOU USE PROTECTION? Some yes, some no HAVE YOU EVER ENCOUNTERED IN ANY SEXUAL PLEASURE WITH THE SAME SEX? IF SO PLEASE REFRAME YOURSELF FROM FILLING OUT THE REST OF THE APPLICATION. Nope! HAVE YOU EVER WENT DOWN ON A GIRL BEFORE? Yes IF SO ARE YOU GOOD AT IT? Ive been told Yes DO YOU HAVE ANY REFERENCES TO BACK THAT UP? A few HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND Yea, not sure if she was legal though ABOUT HOW LONG DO YOUR RELATIONSHIPS LAST? A few weeks LETS PRETEND..... I HAVE ABOYFRIEND ( WELL NOW I DO BUT LETS SAY I REALLY DIDNT )..... AND U KNEW ABOUT HIM AND I WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH YOU WUT WOULD YOU DO??? AND SAY TO ME??? No, get away from me you cheating bi#t& NOW LETS SAY WE WERE TOGETHER AND I CHEATED ON YOU WHAT WOULD U DO IF U FOUND OUT ABOUT IT??? Escort you out ITS OUR SPECIAL DAY AND WUT DO U PLAN ON DOING...? I like surprises I TELL YOU I LUV U BUT .... YOU DONT FEEL THE SAME.. DO U TELL ME?? OR WUT DO U TELL ME?? Awe, that's so nice! IF IM NOT READY FOR SEX WOULD U STAY WITH ME? How long you talking? |
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MY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION IN ORDER TO HAVE A CHANCE WITH ME YOU NEED TO FILLOUT THIS APPLICATION WITH COMPLETE HONESTY. NAME: Jim AGE: 36 DO YOU DRIVE: Yes, and very fast WHAT TYPE OF CAR: I'll let you take your pick DO YOU HAVE A JOB; Yes DOES IT PAY WELL: Very WHERE DO YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE: My room DO YOU KISS ON A FIRST DATE: Hope to IF SO DO YOU LIKE THE LONG OVER THE LIPS TYPE OF KISS OR THE FULL TONGUE LETS HAVE SEX TYPE OF KISS? I'll take both HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS HAVE YOU HAD IN THE PAST? THis matters why? IF YOU HAD SEX IN THE PAST DID YOU USE PROTECTION? Some yes, some no HAVE YOU EVER ENCOUNTERED IN ANY SEXUAL PLEASURE WITH THE SAME SEX? IF SO PLEASE REFRAME YOURSELF FROM FILLING OUT THE REST OF THE APPLICATION. Nope! HAVE YOU EVER WENT DOWN ON A GIRL BEFORE? Yes IF SO ARE YOU GOOD AT IT? Ive been told Yes DO YOU HAVE ANY REFERENCES TO BACK THAT UP? A few HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND Yea, not sure if she was legal though ABOUT HOW LONG DO YOUR RELATIONSHIPS LAST? A few weeks LETS PRETEND..... I HAVE ABOYFRIEND ( WELL NOW I DO BUT LETS SAY I REALLY DIDNT )..... AND U KNEW ABOUT HIM AND I WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH YOU WUT WOULD YOU DO??? AND SAY TO ME??? No, get away from me you cheating bi#t& NOW LETS SAY WE WERE TOGETHER AND I CHEATED ON YOU WHAT WOULD U DO IF U FOUND OUT ABOUT IT??? Escort you out ITS OUR SPECIAL DAY AND WUT DO U PLAN ON DOING...? I like surprises I TELL YOU I LUV U BUT .... YOU DONT FEEL THE SAME.. DO U TELL ME?? OR WUT DO U TELL ME?? Awe, that's so nice! IF IM NOT READY FOR SEX WOULD U STAY WITH ME? How long you talking? um, hired. |
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