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No biggie, to each their own.

Weird things I've done on dates:

1) Chased my date (playfully) around the parking lot spanking her for no reason and totally outta the blue (she laughed til she cried)

2) Told my date I was bi-curious just to see her response and then assured her I was in fact not. (But it took a couple more dates to really convince her)

3) A car backfired in a parking lot, and I immediately pulled her down beside the car in a crouched position and reached into my coat pocket for my (imaginary) gun and started saying "they're STILL after me... Stay down while I call for backup". (Laughed hysterically)

4) At closing time in a bar in Philly, she said she'd always wanted to be "greek" and throw the beer glass against the wall and break it. So as soon as she finished her statement I threw mine against the brick wall. So did she and about 12 other people.

5) I once took my date's shoe off under the table with my feet, and held it hostage the rest of the dinner unless she acquiesced to my demands (I can't remember what they were)

I'm a trenchcoat kind of guy, and not a small one. On one date I started doing "magic tricks" - making roses appear out of thin air (or rather, my coat) and appearing on chairs, or next to her glass, wherever seemed appropriate. I even presented a few directly. 22 of them in all. The looks she gave me from about the 6th rose on were well worth the lacerations from the thorns