Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is
not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but
check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a
revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

to make people have questions
an be know reasonable answers LOL

Those are some of the things that make you go hmmmmmm....lol

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are
getting dead?
Cuz we're still hoping that the stupid remote will work!

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is
not enough money?
To screw us even more!

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but
check when you say the paint is wet?
Well, I'm not going to take the time to count stars, but I'll make sure
to check to see if the paint is actually wet.

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Cuz the inside of the bottle has magic non-stick stuff in it.


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Should they use rusty, old needles???

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Who says he doesn't?!

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a
revolver at him?
Cuz a revolver might hurt more

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Just in case they actually survive

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
Some demented person

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Survival of the fittest

Here's one I've always asked...

When you're driving down the street and looking for an address, why do
we always turn the radio down?

Just you do that peachhead...!

The same reason we press the Elevator button several times after we know
we already pressed it. We think somehow it will work faster by doing
that.

peachie it is easier to concentrate on the task at hand without all the
background noise and y'all might have came from apes but not me

Why when aving sex yo tell da gal yo bout 2 cum?

UR DOE NO, Y U THIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!OH??????????????????

the question is...why not??

I guess its more funny to unload in secret whitout warning!
BLOAW!!!LOL!!!

Mike:

okay, but how sad is it that we can't even read a damn number with some
background noise then?