Community > General Discussion

Post Reply

Topic: men are happier
kaseyfsu Joined Sun 08/05/07 Posts: 87	Fri 02/08/08 05:33 PM
Men Are Just Happier People-- Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. We can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell us the truth. The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at our chest when we talk to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. We know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. We can open all our own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Our underwear is $2.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We never have strap problems in public. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. Everything on our face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. We only have to shave your face and neck. We can play with toys all our life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look. We can "do" our nails with a pocketknife. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier

misty_57 Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 1618	Fri 02/08/08 05:34 PM


MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Fri 02/08/08 05:34 PM
Men Are Just Happier People-- Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. We can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell us the truth. The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at our chest when we talk to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. We know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. We can open all our own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Our underwear is $2.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We never have strap problems in public. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. Everything on our face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. We only have to shave your face and neck. We can play with toys all our life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look. We can "do" our nails with a pocketknife. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier

tonia25 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 844	Fri 02/08/08 05:36 PM


Withme86 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 172	Fri 02/08/08 05:36 PM


fastlinnie Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 1993	Fri 02/08/08 05:36 PM


Cambolaya65 Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 5587	Fri 02/08/08 05:37 PM
not only that but we have 1,000,000 comedians and women have about 20

iraceslowcars Joined Sat 11/17/07 Posts: 5776	Fri 02/08/08 05:38 PM
"We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt." You've never worked on some 60s and 70s Chrysler/Dodge/Plymouths before, have you?

jtitol Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 5396	Fri 02/08/08 05:40 PM


kaseyfsu Joined Sun 08/05/07 Posts: 87	Fri 02/08/08 05:42 PM
not a nut and bolts tool guy. that is why we have mechanics.

rozey2680 Joined Fri 11/10/06 Posts: 13559	Fri 02/08/08 05:44 PM


Kimmydoll2000 Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 560	Fri 02/08/08 05:54 PM
How true...How true

Sweetheart760 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 186	Fri 02/08/08 05:57 PM
nice

Sweetnshy47 Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 1261	Fri 02/08/08 06:15 PM
never thought of it that way,Wow I am happier!!!!!