A DOG NAMED SEX



EVERYBODY WHO HAS A DOG CALLS HIM "ROVER" OR "BOY."

I CALL MINE "SEX." HE^S A GREAT PAL,BUT HE HAS CAUSED ME A GREAT DEAL
OF EMBARRASSMENT.

WHEN I WENT TO CITY HALL TO RENEW HIS DOG LICENSE,!

TOLD THE CLERK I WOULD LIKE A LICENSE FOR "SEX",

HE SAID,"I'D LIKE ONE TOO!!!

"THEN I SAID,"BUT THIS IS A DOG."

HE SAID HE DIDN'T CARE WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE.

THEN I SAID,"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'VE HAD SEX SINCE I WAS 9 YEARS
OLD."

HE WINKED AND SAID,"YOU MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE A KID."

WHEN I GOT MARRIED AND WENT ON MY HONEYMOON,!

TOOK THE DOG WITH ME.

I TOLD THE MOTEL CLERK THAT I WANTED AROOM FOR MY WIFE AND ME AND A
SPECIAL ROOM FOR "SEX."

HE SAID,"YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL ROOM,AS LONG AS YOU PAY YOUR BILL, WE
DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO."

I SAID,"LOOK, YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND,SEX KEEPS ME AWAKE AT
NIGHT."

THE CLERK SAID,"FUNNY, I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM." •

ONE DAY I ENTERED "SEX"IN A CONTEST,BUT BEFORE THE COMPETITION,
BEGAN, THE DOG RAN AWAY.

ANOTHER CONTESTANT ASKED ME WHY I WAS JUST STANDING THERE, LOOKING
DISAPPOINTED.

I TOLD HIM I HAD PLANNED TO HAVE "SEX" IN THE CONTEST.

HE TOLD ME I SHOULD'VE SOLD MY OWN TICKETS."

BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,"I SAID,"!

HAD HOPED TO HAVE "SEX" ON T.V." HE SAID ,

"NOW THAT CABLE IS ALL OVER THE'PLACE,IT'S NO BIG DEAL ANYMORE." .
WHEN MY WIFE AND I SEPPERATED,WE WENT TO COURT TO FIGHT FOR CUSTODY OF
THE DOG.

I SAID,"YOUR HONOR,! HAD "SEX" BEFORE I WAS MARRIED."

THE JUDGE SAID,"THIS COURTROOM ISN'T A CONFESSIONAL,PLEASE STICK TO THE
CASE."

THEN I TOLD HIM AFTER I WAS MARRIED "SEX" LEFT ME."

HE SAID,"THAT'S NOT UNUSUAL,IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE."

LAST NIGHT "SEX" RAN OFF AGAIN.

I SPENT HOURS LOOKING AROUND TOWN FOR HIM.

A COP CAME OVER TO ME AND ASKED

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS ALLEY AT 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING?"


I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR "SEX." .





MY CASE COMES UP FRIDAY...

haha that was cute

well i hope sex is safe

YO SOMETIMES IT IS

I NAMED MY DOG " S T F U "

so you have had sex since you were 9 years old. CATCH ME, that one seem
a little hard to understand. or beleive. still if you say so gusess I
will have to say go for it. by the way you might come to my place next
time you are in the mood. LMFAO

WS SHALL I READ IT SLOW FOR YOU???

*********************IT'S A JOKE!!!!****************************

*******************AND A DUDE!!!!***************************

*******************I DO NOT HAVE A WIFE!***********************

a friend had a dog named STAINS. lol.

lol funny catchme where do you get m,,,or not lol

LOL

good one catch hadn't heard that one in years :)