now wait,they're all chicks that are taking you?


let your pants drop than

yeah but 3 of em are with someone so I dont get it. The bar maid is my best friend so this all is new territory for me.


Pants plan on staying up but one can only take soo much temptation.

hey if they promise not to tell than become their slave for the night

Speechless

just go with it if ya get the chance

Ohh im going with em. I just dont like surprises too much. As long as they dont think of me as one of the girls and try to get my nails done an shi t like that I will enjoy myself.

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zman you'd better have an escape plan for tonight!

Sounds like a set-up job to me... that could get dangerous. You think you're headed for a night of drinking and debauchery and next thing you know you're being dragged through some department store getting a "makeover" done.

Make sure THEY have a few drinks first!

wish i was going ...i need my nails done too




good high noon time evryone

What the heck are YOU talking about Misty?!?

It's almost one o'clock here!


You see, when the big hand gets to the top and the little hand...

well ad it isnt one yet ,, so that makes it close enough to noon for me ..

ya gonna give me that request i asked of you yesterday today ad????????????


nice day up here ,,beautiful day for a road trip mr happy ad

whats up alll

hey orange ,,,,

getting lots of caffeine in me to wake up ,,,, how about you ??

G'MORNIN!!!

good afternoon (((((((catch )))))))))))it 's 1:00 here


did you sleep good

Hi Misty!

Yes, ty you??

hey catch ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................venting

Why is AD pervin me???

maybe he 's practicing

I was looking to see where you are that it's still "Morning" to you.


Now why is looking at someone's profile called "perving" anyway?? That makes no sense whatsoever.