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Scinn Joined Fri 01/04/08 Posts: 872	Wed 02/06/08 01:50 PM
HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator. HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter. HE : Your body is like a temple. SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Sharon31216 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 748	Wed 02/06/08 01:52 PM
hahahahha loves it

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Wed 02/06/08 01:53 PM


1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Wed 02/06/08 01:54 PM
OUCH!

crickstergo Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 1965	Wed 02/06/08 01:57 PM
No wonder its been so hard to get a date!!!

62easygoing Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 4641	Wed 02/06/08 01:57 PM


Amalie Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 1239	Wed 02/06/08 02:08 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

Staynalone Joined Tue 03/20/07 Posts: 784	Wed 02/06/08 02:09 PM


digger56 Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 838	Wed 02/06/08 02:10 PM


Redsoxfan1 Joined Sat 12/29/07 Posts: 8388	Wed 02/06/08 02:11 PM


GuideHenri Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 632	Wed 02/06/08 02:34 PM
He; How do you like your eggs in the morning? She; Unfertilised.

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Wed 02/06/08 03:30 PM


smiless Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 13765	Wed 02/06/08 06:49 PM
that is funny. if you want a new joke each day then check out my profile. If you like what you see add me to your friends list. thanks

Rosi Joined Thu 01/24/08 Posts: 1	Thu 02/07/08 12:16 AM
HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator. HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter. HE : Your body is like a temple. SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

A_mey Joined Sat 10/20/07 Posts: 3	Thu 02/07/08 12:57 AM
deadly yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Staynalone Joined Tue 03/20/07 Posts: 784	Thu 02/07/08 09:43 AM
He; How do you like your eggs in the morning? She; Unfertilised.