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Topic: So That's How It Is!!!!!
feralcatlady's photo
Wed 02/06/08 11:14 AM
On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? Tha t's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty ye ars.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty yea rs? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten
the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.


rozey2680's photo
Wed 02/06/08 11:17 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

txmomof2's photo
Wed 02/06/08 11:17 AM
love it

Staynalone's photo
Wed 02/06/08 11:22 AM

laugh laugh laugh
OMG that is so true

feralcatlady's photo
Wed 02/06/08 11:26 AM
it is awful cute.....

yzrabbit1's photo
Wed 02/06/08 11:28 AM
drinker

feralcatlady's photo
Wed 02/06/08 11:29 AM
hey rabbit how are ya?

yzrabbit1's photo
Wed 02/06/08 11:38 AM

Im ok except that Im still in the midst of the Cow's work laugh

anoasis's photo
Wed 02/06/08 11:52 AM
Cute. flowerforyou

Abracadabra's photo
Wed 02/06/08 12:13 PM
I still say cats got a free ride. smokin

feralcatlady's photo
Wed 02/06/08 12:27 PM
meowwwwwwww abra



prrrrrrrrr


laugh laugh :heart: :heart:

Britty's photo
Wed 02/06/08 03:19 PM


Hey Debs,

That was too funny!! laugh laugh laugh laugh

:heart: drinker flowerforyou

feralcatlady's photo
Wed 02/06/08 03:34 PM
Hey Britty....Im glad you liked it....I should post in coffeehouse to.....what do you think britty....

Britty's photo
Wed 02/06/08 03:48 PM

Hey Britty....Im glad you liked it....I should post in coffeehouse to.....what do you think britty....


but of course :smile:

feralcatlady's photo
Wed 02/06/08 04:04 PM
I love you daling.....lol ok going to post......

feralcatlady's photo
Thu 02/07/08 08:43 AM
Im sorry britty I forgot to post to coffeehouse yesterday....so doing right now......Heart you.

feralcatlady's photo
Sun 08/17/08 06:21 PM
Worth a peek

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 08/17/08 06:23 PM

it is awful cute.....
flowerforyou Its adorable like you Debflowerforyou

Belushi's photo
Sun 08/17/08 06:27 PM

I still say cats got a free ride. smokin


Dogs have owners, cats have staff

feralcatlady's photo
Sun 08/17/08 07:25 PM


I still say cats got a free ride. smokin


Dogs have owners, cats have staff







meowwwwwwwww yea watch out for my fluffy she is 150 lbs of solid muscle.......

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