Any one on JSH from the South West?


(What I really mean is, are there any people who post in the forums from South West UK.)

Ta,

~C

Are there any WOMEN from the South West?

Nope, I just want to know if there is ANYONE from the South West.

Start your own thread if your looking for just women damnit .


Ta,

~C

So do I get to share?

Wow, this thread is still here...

You're famous!

for all the wrong reasons....

Your photo makes me think of bad family weddings. Please tell me it wasn't taken in Cornwall.

Nope, was taken in Ashton Court, Bristol.

I was an usher at that wedding. Unfortunately nobody told me what an usher did (I hadn't been to many weddings).

So, there I was stood outside the mansion with a cup of strong coffee and a ciggy watching people walk in, wondering why the brides family were giving me strange looks.

My other responsibilities at that wedding were to press play on the CD player, and entertain the 'kids'.

After the ceremony (and a few drinks) I thought it'd be a shame to waste being in such nice grounds, so I took the kids tree climbing.

Three of the kids ripped their suits, as did I. Which again got me in trouble with the brides family.

Then... While stood outside in the evening, a girl asked me if she could nick a roll up, so I obliged. Turns out it was the brides sister, who's parents didn't know she smoked. When they saw her and bellowed "Who gave you that!", she pointed at me, stood swaying in my torn suit.

... I'm no longer welcome at the brides families house.

At the moment all my friends are being good little citizens (I'm really not bitter ) and getting married, having kids and buying houses, so I now go weddings quite frequently.

Can't say it appeals to me, but I assume that's because I've not met the right person. I did however buy a house, but only because I want to be able to decorate it, knock walls down and do whatever I want to the thing (which at the moment is not a lot).

Hmmmmm, that's a long winded way to say "Nope, it was in Bristol".