Women... what's wrong with them... lol I guess shopping is like everything else in life it's good in moderation but too much gets you in trouble, like $14K in 6 months that will keep you from owning a house anytime soon.

I hate it when a girl gives me a swift kick in the cubes

<-- Hates shopping, makeup, dresses, chic flicks.

I don't like that kinda studd everyday but I do liek to get all dressed up for a night on the town every so often.

All I would say is LET THEM SHOP> If they like to.

LMAO

My pet peeve about the oppisite sex?

That there is no oppisite here to have a peeve about!

my peve about the opposite sex?

when they don't put the seat down
or when they don't bother lifting it at all

My pet peeve about the oppisite sex?

Scratching their crotch in public, I mean come on...
And can't forget my future husbands favorite saying "Fire In The Hole" and then he farts...From being in Iraq he forgets his manners sometimes....But my 7yr old son loves him

And as far as shopping take me to a dirty bookstore and let me loose can we say charge!!! Mommy needs a new whip!!

Not a shopper unless it's Christmas..gimmie a break would ya? I have grandkids to buy for...sheesh

My pet peeve about the oppisite sex?

Not dealing with reality, such as:

Yes your penis is small/ average.

Always comparing his woman to a movie star/pornstar/model etc.. and not appricating the beauty at his side.

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like....

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you.

2.. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ..Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off..

8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like . .Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped in some sort of way?

This is of course for all those understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys that we might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

Just playing around guys. Really....having a little fun here.

Kta

How come the only way a guy can pee completely into the toilet and not miss is if I throw a handful of Fruit Loops in the watter so he can play "Sink the ship"????

any way you look at it guys if she's annoying you don't tell her you can be right or you can be happy not both

i got a pet peeve cover what u cook in the microwave i'm tired of cleaning it

Queeeeeeeefffffffffffffffffffing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon guys...to really understand women you have to know about something I read once...

Why are women like snow flakes??


They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they'll all melt when they land on your face......