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Topic: Mama bashing jokes
peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Mon 02/04/08 07:15 PM
your momma's so fat that when it rains she wears a yellow rain coat and everyone yells TAXI!!

Kayla116 Joined Wed 05/23/07 Posts: 43	Mon 02/04/08 07:15 PM
your mama is so ugly when she was born they had to put her in a tinted incubator.... ROF-F'ing-L!!!

eone728 Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 1	Mon 02/04/08 07:16 PM
your mama so fat when she goes to the buffet she get a estament not a price

Kayla116 Joined Wed 05/23/07 Posts: 43	Mon 02/04/08 07:16 PM
your momma's so fat that when it rains she wears a yellow rain coat and everyone yells TAXI!! Reminds me of one thats like, You're moms so fat, she puts on a yellow rain coat, and your dads like, "Kids, the bus is here."

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 07:17 PM
yo momma is so nasty that her crabs use her tampon string has a bungee cord

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Mon 02/04/08 07:18 PM
your mama so fat when she goes to the buffet she get a estament not a price excellent first post welcome your momma's so fat that when she wears high heels she strikes oil

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:18 PM
your mama so fat when she goes to the buffet she get a estament not a price

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 07:18 PM
yo momma is so nasty that when I talked to her on the computer she gave me a virus

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:19 PM
yo momma is so nasty that her crabs use her tampon string has a bungee cord ewwwwww

Kayla116 Joined Wed 05/23/07 Posts: 43	Mon 02/04/08 07:20 PM
Your momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 07:20 PM
yo momma is so nasty that her crabs use her tampon string has a bungee cord ewwwwww sorry I was being a bad girl I tried to redeem myself

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Mon 02/04/08 07:21 PM
your momma's armpits stink so bad she made Speed Stick slow down

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:21 PM
Your momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 07:22 PM
your momma's armpits stink so bad she made Speed Stick slow down

Tasslehofff Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 109	Mon 02/04/08 07:22 PM
Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 42 pounds.

Marine1488 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 323	Mon 02/04/08 07:23 PM
Your momma's soo stupid. She sits on the T.V. and watches the sofa!

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 07:23 PM
your momma is so nasty that she made speedstick slow down

vetter666 Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 8	Mon 02/04/08 07:24 PM
Your mommas so ****in fat, we told her to haul ass.....she took two trips.

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 07:24 PM
your momma is so nasty that she made speedstick slow down sorry that was used i am putting myself in time out I only know dirty ones

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Mon 02/04/08 07:25 PM
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

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