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Topic: THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER!!!!!
tigerman1956 Joined Fri 08/18/06 Posts: 11768	Mon 02/04/08 10:49 AM
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. . (scroll down) "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

thatonegirl05 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 1355	Mon 02/04/08 10:51 AM
LMAO OMG.

jtitol Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 5396	Mon 02/04/08 10:52 AM


rozey2680 Joined Fri 11/10/06 Posts: 13559	Mon 02/04/08 10:53 AM


JoAnnS Joined Tue 01/22/08 Posts: 30	Mon 02/04/08 10:53 AM
hilarious

YourfriendTim Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 3	Mon 02/04/08 10:55 AM
LMAO that is funny stuf right there

Diverson Joined Fri 11/30/07 Posts: 2	Mon 02/04/08 11:03 AM
what do you call two blonde skeletons in a closet scroll down last year's hide and go seek champions.

genea Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 1	Mon 02/04/08 11:03 AM


Music_Rox_Sox22 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 47	Mon 02/04/08 11:10 AM
So there is a Blond, A burnette, and a Red head and they are all wanted for Murder and are summoned to be shot by firing wall. so The Guards escort the Burnette out to the wall and the Burnette yells TORNADO, everyone goes crazy and runs and the Burnette escapes into the Crowd. So the Guard then takes out the Red Head to the wall, The Red Head then yells Hurricane, everyone goes crazy once again and the red head to escapes. The guards then grabs the blond and puts her to the wall the blond with a huge smile on her face yells FIRE! I thought it was funny lol

kirk443 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 5723	Mon 02/04/08 12:18 PM


kirk443 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 5723	Mon 02/04/08 12:18 PM
thanks! hilarious!!

tigerman1956 Joined Fri 08/18/06 Posts: 11768	Mon 02/04/08 12:30 PM
So there is a Blond, A burnette, and a Red head and they are all wanted for Murder and are summoned to be shot by firing wall. so The Guards escort the Burnette out to the wall and the Burnette yells TORNADO, everyone goes crazy and runs and the Burnette escapes into the Crowd. So the Guard then takes out the Red Head to the wall, The Red Head then yells Hurricane, everyone goes crazy once again and the red head to escapes. The guards then grabs the blond and puts her to the wall the blond with a huge smile on her face yells FIRE! I thought it was funny lol THIS ONE IS GREAT TOO

kirk443 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 5723	Mon 02/04/08 12:35 PM
So there is a Blond, A burnette, and a Red head and they are all wanted for Murder and are summoned to be shot by firing wall. so The Guards escort the Burnette out to the wall and the Burnette yells TORNADO, everyone goes crazy and runs and the Burnette escapes into the Crowd. So the Guard then takes out the Red Head to the wall, The Red Head then yells Hurricane, everyone goes crazy once again and the red head to escapes. The guards then grabs the blond and puts her to the wall the blond with a huge smile on her face yells FIRE! I thought it was funny lol THIS ONE IS GREAT TOO seems like all the nice females get the most chuckle out of this joke

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 02/04/08 12:37 PM


litecol2000 Joined Thu 01/24/08 Posts: 103	Mon 02/04/08 05:51 PM
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. . (scroll down) "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." THAT was FUNNY.