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okay here is the funniest one I have ever heard
Hey baby want to play carnival that is where you sit on my face and I guess your weight |
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okay here is the funniest one I have ever heard Hey baby want to play carnival that is where you sit on my face and I guess your weight 
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Would like an escort or delivery
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okay here is the funniest one I have ever heard Hey baby want to play carnival that is where you sit on my face and I guess your weight
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okay here is the funniest one I have ever heard Hey baby want to play carnival that is where you sit on my face and I guess your weight That still makes me laugh!!!!!
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okay here is the funniest one I have ever heard Hey baby want to play carnival that is where you sit on my face and I guess your weight Hahaha, please tell me you heard it as it was actually being used as a pickup line...
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You look like you might be interested in some great conversation.how about sexx
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I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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You have some very nice legs....what time do they open? Please dont tell me this works...lol... Nah...but its funny as hell. How bout we go huntin...i'll take ya back to my cabin and show you how to stuff a beaver. Lets play war...i'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me. ...all day people. I can do this all day. 
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You have some very nice legs....what time do they open? Please dont tell me this works...lol... Nah...but its funny as hell. How bout we go huntin...i'll take ya back to my cabin and show you how to stuff a beaver. Lets play war...i'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me. ...all day people. I can do this all day.
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Excuse me; can you help me with ummm my sex life
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Pick up lines sometimes work but, sometimes they don't....tell us your favorite pick up line....Mine is: "Hey, do you wash your pants in glass plus, cause I can see myself in them" 
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okay here is the funniest one I have ever heard Hey baby want to play carnival that is where you sit on my face and I guess your weight OK .. I HAVE heard this, and the girl said to my hockey buddy , ok , your on... all clothes left on, he lies on the floor, she plops on his face, she says within 2 lbs ???.. I'm yours .... missed by 4 lbs on her weight... BUT she still left with him hours later ..
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lol in my best bevis and butt head voice
I can make you feel like I have never had sex before ha ha I said sex |
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lol in my best bevis and butt head voice I can make you feel like I have never had sex before ha ha I said sex
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Get off me dad your smashing my smokes
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You have some very nice legs....what time do they open? Please dont tell me this works...lol... Nah...but its funny as hell. How bout we go huntin...i'll take ya back to my cabin and show you how to stuff a beaver. Lets play war...i'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me. ...all day people. I can do this all day. funny but bad...
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Get off me dad your smashing my smokes |
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Get off me dad your smashing my smokes haha, wtg! it's monday, we understand 
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Get off me dad your smashing my smokes haha, wtg! it's monday, we understand |
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