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Topic: Pick up lines....
trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 10:26 AM
Pick up lines sometimes work but, sometimes they don't....tell us your favorite pick up line....Mine is: "Hey, do you wash your pants in glass plus, cause I can see myself in them"

nonchalantwendy Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 13574	Mon 02/04/08 10:27 AM
hey, there Handsome......wanna buy me a drink..

JoAnnS Joined Tue 01/22/08 Posts: 30	Mon 02/04/08 10:27 AM
I dont have any pick up lines and usually know one when I hear one.

JMellish Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 644	Mon 02/04/08 10:27 AM
That shirt is very becoming on you..im sure if I was on you I'd be coming too.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Mon 02/04/08 10:28 AM
haha fly.... does that actually work for you?

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 10:28 AM
hey, there Handsome......wanna buy me a drink.. sure....(((((passes chalant a drink))))))

timsayshi Joined Wed 12/19/07 Posts: 244	Mon 02/04/08 10:28 AM
I dont have any pick up lines and usually know one when I hear one. How bout a cup of coffee sometime???

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 10:29 AM
haha fly.... does that actually work for you? I've never used it......lol, don't want to get slapped!!!

JMellish Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 644	Mon 02/04/08 10:29 AM
Your shoes are having a party...why dont you invite your pants down.

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Mon 02/04/08 10:29 AM
That shirt is very becoming on you..im sure if I was on you I'd be coming too.

soxfan94 Joined Mon 05/28/07 Posts: 3384	Mon 02/04/08 10:30 AM
I've found that the best, although least creative, pickup up line is: "Meet my friend Jose/Jack/Jim/Mad Dog.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Mon 02/04/08 10:30 AM
haha fly.... does that actually work for you? I've never used it......lol, don't want to get slapped!!!

JMellish Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 644	Mon 02/04/08 10:32 AM
You have some very nice legs....what time do they open?

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Mon 02/04/08 10:32 AM
I've found that the best, although least creative, pickup up line is: "Meet my friend Jose/Jack/Jim/Mad Dog. Jose/Jim/Jack and Jill

lastmanstanding602 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 1979	Mon 02/04/08 10:32 AM
How bout damn girl whats cracken?

nonchalantwendy Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 13574	Mon 02/04/08 10:32 AM
hey, there Handsome......wanna buy me a drink.. sure....(((((passes chalant a drink)))))) Thanks..cutie.....works every time....

werewolf_by_night_1 Joined Wed 12/26/07 Posts: 1667	Mon 02/04/08 10:33 AM
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Mon 02/04/08 10:33 AM
How bout damn girl whats cracken? LOL i don't recommend that one

nonchalantwendy Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 13574	Mon 02/04/08 10:35 AM
You have some very nice legs....what time do they open? Please dont tell me this works...lol...

jtitol Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 5396	Mon 02/04/08 10:35 AM
Would like an escort or delivery

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