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Topic: WHY?????
link97my's photo
Sun 02/03/08 10:57 PM
Why do farts stink???

EveningKiss's photo
Sun 02/03/08 10:58 PM
Edited by EveningKiss on Sun 02/03/08 10:58 PM
Methane.

Oh and because you were evil as a child!

Cambolaya65's photo
Sun 02/03/08 10:58 PM
to keep dwarves from stalking you

link97my's photo
Sun 02/03/08 10:58 PM
grumble those damn dwarfs

thatonegirl05's photo
Sun 02/03/08 10:58 PM
The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.

MissCutiepants's photo
Sun 02/03/08 10:58 PM
Gross.

link97my's photo
Sun 02/03/08 10:59 PM

Methane.

Oh and because you were evil as a child!

evil......never......devil

link97my's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:00 PM

Gross.

oh yea like you're going to tell me that you don't fart either

Cambolaya65's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:00 PM

The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.
Theres that and they come from your crap factory

MissCutiepants's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:01 PM


Gross.

oh yea like you're going to tell me that you don't fart either

I'm not saying I don't..it's just a pretty disgusting topic to discuss.

Jeduha's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:01 PM
Edited by Jeduha on Sun 02/03/08 11:02 PM

The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.


The more protien mainly meats you eat the stinkier you will be.

link97my's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:01 PM
Yea but farts are the most funniest things ever laugh

thatonegirl05's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:01 PM
I think the most awkward question my ex asked me was.. "do you fart too?"

DrX's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:02 PM
every time you hear a farta demon breaks their wings.devil

link97my's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:02 PM

I think the most awkward question my ex asked me was.. "do you fart too?"

you should of asked him does a bird fly?

thatonegirl05's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:04 PM
Technically, not all birds fly, so that could go both ways.

link97my's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:04 PM
Has anyone ever done a secret surprise?

link97my's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:05 PM

Technically, not all birds fly, so that could go both ways.

well don't say like a penguin or something like that noway

kayak69's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:06 PM
Yup, I have. It's sooooooo funnylaugh laugh laugh

link97my's photo
Sun 02/03/08 11:06 PM
laugh laugh laugh It makes me feel like the devil

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