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That's ALL I do. My roommate hates me for it.
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 ... Excuse me Sorry i laughed too hard 
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One of my favorites is "the airplane fart"
Now that one's PRICELESS
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grandma once said "don't hold 'em in, cuz they travel up your spine and that's how ya get ****ty thoughts"
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have you made those breathing thing fall down?
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grandma once said "don't hold 'em in, cuz they travel up your spine and that's how ya get ****ty thoughts" I guess I held them in too long and now look what happened to me
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 Its REALLY cute when THAT happens to "HER" when she and you are making love, right at that real quite time right before her gasp and yell, she cracks one out,,,TO FUNNY!!! But you BOTH never forget it,,,lol 
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grandma once said "don't hold 'em in, cuz they travel up your spine and that's how ya get ****ty thoughts" I guess I held them in too long and now look what happened to me yep...you're doomed forever lmao |
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Its REALLY cute when THAT happens to "HER" when she and you are making love, right at that real quite time right before her gasp and yell, she cracks one out,,,TO FUNNY!!! But you BOTH never forget it,,,lol I like it when we're going at it good and she gets an air pocket and I say OMG what did you just do on me and shes like it wasn't me and I say yea it was it came from you and we're both laughing
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grandma once said "don't hold 'em in, cuz they travel up your spine and that's how ya get ****ty thoughts" I guess I held them in too long and now look what happened to me yep...you're doomed forever lmao CRAP........thats after the farts.... 
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have you made those breathing thing fall down? Not yet, hopefully next time The best part of it is, trying to look innocent (with a strait face) 
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have you made those breathing thing fall down? Not yet, hopefully next time The best part of it is, trying to look innocent (with a strait face) I know it's hard cause all you want to do is laugh |
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Yup
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My friend did one in a bar with loud music going on and a lot of people smelt it and he blamed this one woman that was sitting next to us
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I ripped one in a restaraunt, the whole group of us was gaging. So were the tables around us. Then the waitress walked into it. She came to a dead stop, gaged, turned around and run away.
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And wouldn't come back
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That is like one of those mastercard commericials
beer: $5.00 dinner: $15.00 dessert: $6.50 waitress walking into a fartwall: PRICELESS |
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Instead of my farts bursting onto the scene, mine just go "Brumpp!" You know like that sound from, "This one time at band camp....
....Brumpp!" |
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Instead of my farts bursting onto the scene, mine just go "Brumpp!" You know like that sound from, "This one time at band camp.... ....Brumpp!" did you stick a flute in your kitty? 
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