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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 9 | |
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Damn I picked the wrong day to gaze at your pics. Stalks Englishmen |
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Works as a Ron Jeremy lookalike
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picks his nose with a grapefruit spoon
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Edited by
symbelmyne
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Sun 02/17/08 09:09 AM
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tried out for the role of Kung Fu, but was told he wasn't "oriental-looking" enough.
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Sings back up for the B 52s when she has free time
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uses peanut oil to fuel his slow cars
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Made the picnic table she's sitting on out of Legos
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forgot the slicks at the last race and had to use the donut spare from his celica
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Edited by
iraceslowcars
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Sun 02/17/08 11:36 AM
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forgot the slicks at the last race and had to use the donut spare from his celica Sorta on that note: A guy got tossed last year for using two tempoary lightweight spares as front tires on his 145 mph race car. 
leaves extravagant tips to servers so people think she's wealthy. |
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hangs out with bikers, but sleeps with a teddybear in his
Dr Dentons. |
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secretly sells tupperware
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only leaves the house on even numbered days
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has an uncontrolable slurping problem
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painted my lips blue and it won't come off
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hangs out a Jiffy Lubes, and asks for discards....
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Breaks down the backdoor when the front door is unlocked.
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drank the tea leaves instead of reading them
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THE BLUE LIPS ARE THE REAL COLOR
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smoked the tea leaves....
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Smokes pickle
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