: Getting Even


Getting Even


One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door.

She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and
hair all matted down.

We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.

We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat."

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.
He said would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said,

"OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."

He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty
cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.

He calls my husband El-Cheap-O,

" my husband calls him "El-Take-O"

They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other,
with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor,

who is located next door to the vet.

The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see him.

A side door opened and in leaned the vet;

he had obviously seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said,

"Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved and she now smells like a
rose.
Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant.
God knows who the father is!"




And he closed the door.




Now THAT, my friends, is getting even...

dammiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt!!! now that was funny!

lol was probbly the dog.

it was MURPHY !! he be da daddy lmfao lol that was a
reallllllly funny///
{murphy one in pic !!]

lol a dogs life.got it made.i should have been one.food supplied and if
not go to the woods and catch it.have relations with anything aslong as
you can catch it in the right direction!lol

Ohhh that was tooooo good!

That was nice catchme thanks for sharing

LOL funny but who was the revenge on anyone sees the couple out they
may look at the woman kinda funny

LMAO

omg..5 minutes later and I'm still howlin' at that one..gotta be the one
of the funniest things I've read..and if it's true then it definitely
qualifies as THE FUNNIEST damn thing I've read or heard