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Topic: urine and tears
daniel48706's photo
Thu 01/31/08 02:36 AM
hey did you all realize that your tears (you know the water that comes out of your eyes) is made up of the same ingredients as your urine? Thats right, they are damn near identical, if not completely identical.

Just thought I would share that with all the parents here who have kissed their childrens tears away in the past sick

Suzanne20's photo
Thu 01/31/08 02:42 AM
laugh laugh laugh sick sick sick

bad_girl's photo
Thu 01/31/08 02:46 AM

hey did you all realize that your tears (you know the water that comes out of your eyes) is made up of the same ingredients as your urine? Thats right, they are damn near identical, if not completely identical.

Just thought I would share that with all the parents here who have kissed their childrens tears away in the past sick


Already knew that but I didn't care I love my child and my grandchildren

wildsideof35's photo
Thu 01/31/08 03:13 AM
sick sick huh

Suzanne20's photo
Thu 01/31/08 03:29 AM
laugh laugh laugh

AaronzDad's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:01 AM

Where on earth are you getting your information???

Ingredients in Tears:
water, mucin, lipids, lysozyme, lactoferrin, lipocalin, lacritin, immunoglobulins, glucose, urea, sodium, and potassium
Tears brought about by emotions (crying, laughing too hard, etc) have a different chemical make up than those for lubrication; emotional tears contain more of the protein-based hormones prolactin, adrenocorticotropic hormone, and leucine enkephalin


Ingredients in Urine:
Water, Electrolytes (sodium and chloride ions mostly - from salt), Nitrogen, Acid (hydrogen ions or bicarbonate ions), Metabolites (extra chemicals we've consumed but our bodies don't need), Dissolved heavy metals ( Copper, Zinc, Chromium, Lead, Cadmium, etc), and Glucose.



Yeah, there's some similarity but your kidneys have a significantly different function than your tear glands.



no photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:03 AM
Edited by Mikey117 on Thu 01/31/08 07:06 AM


Where on earth are you getting your information???

Ingredients in Tears:
water, mucin, lipids, lysozyme, lactoferrin, lipocalin, lacritin, immunoglobulins, glucose, urea, sodium, and potassium
Tears brought about by emotions (crying, laughing too hard, etc) have a different chemical make up than those for lubrication; emotional tears contain more of the protein-based hormones prolactin, adrenocorticotropic hormone, and leucine enkephalin
ents in Urine:
Water, Electrolytes (sodium and chloride ions mostly - from salt), Nitrogen, Acid (hydrogen ions or bicarbonate ions), Metabolites (extra chemicals we've consumed but our bodies don't need), Dissolved heavy metals ( Copper, Zinc, Chromium, Lead, Cadmium, etc), and Glucose.



Yeah, there's some similarity but your kidneys have a significantly different function than your tear glands.



Not if Im out of beer!!!noway grumble laugh

Suzanne20's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:04 AM
Man I can't even pronounce most of that stuff, let alone remember what it is inlaugh

AaronzDad's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:08 AM

Heck Suzanne, I don't know what most of that stuff is. I was amazed by the assertion so I had to go to wikipedia to look it up.

I just copied and pasted most of that stuff from there.


AaronzDad's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:09 AM

Not if Im out of beer!!!noway grumble laugh


You're saying you p!ss and cry if you're out of beer??


laugh

Suzanne20's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:11 AM


Heck Suzanne, I don't know what most of that stuff is. I was amazed by the assertion so I had to go to wikipedia to look it up.

I just copied and pasted most of that stuff from there.




Oh, whew! I was thinkin you came up with that yourself! That's a relief!laugh

AaronzDad's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:21 AM

Oh, whew! I was thinkin you came up with that yourself! That's a relief!laugh



Well Yeah Suzanne, I DO come up with all that stuff by myself - every time I go to the can or shed some tears! :tongue:

And you're right it IS a relief! laugh

eskimo_nell's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:23 AM
AND..................................................................................................

:tongue:

trueokie2's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:40 AM
Edited by trueokie2 on Thu 01/31/08 07:41 AM


Where on earth are you getting your information???

Ingredients in Tears:
water, mucin, lipids, lysozyme, lactoferrin, lipocalin, lacritin, immunoglobulins, glucose, urea, sodium, and potassium
Tears brought about by emotions (crying, laughing too hard, etc) have a different chemical make up than those for lubrication; emotional tears contain more of the protein-based hormones prolactin, adrenocorticotropic hormone, and leucine enkephalin


Ingredients in Urine:
Water, Electrolytes (sodium and chloride ions mostly - from salt), Nitrogen, Acid (hydrogen ions or bicarbonate ions), Metabolites (extra chemicals we've consumed but our bodies don't need), Dissolved heavy metals ( Copper, Zinc, Chromium, Lead, Cadmium, etc), and Glucose.



Yeah, there's some similarity but your kidneys have a significantly different function than your tear glands.





Oh Thank God, now I can stop drinking from the toilet.. j/k..noway

jtip1977's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:42 AM
laugh laugh laugh

AaronzDad's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:43 AM

Oh Thank God, now I can stop drinking from the toilet.. j/k..noway


I see no need to take radical action...

:tongue:

Suzanne20's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:47 AM


Oh, whew! I was thinkin you came up with that yourself! That's a relief!laugh



Well Yeah Suzanne, I DO come up with all that stuff by myself - every time I go to the can or shed some tears! :tongue:

And you're right it IS a relief! laugh


Can you say "TMI"?

AaronzDad's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:49 AM



Oh, whew! I was thinkin you came up with that yourself! That's a relief!laugh

Well Yeah Suzanne, I DO come up with all that stuff by myself - every time I go to the can or shed some tears! :tongue:

And you're right it IS a relief! laugh

Can you say "TMI"?


Just trying to remain scientific here Suzanne!

Sheesh...

laugh

Suzanne20's photo
Thu 01/31/08 07:53 AM
laugh laugh laugh

franshade's photo
Thu 01/31/08 08:13 AM
roflmaoooooooooooooooo
laugh

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