My brother and I have a strange game... from out of no where one of us will pop out a movie quote. So I thought it would be a fun thing to do on the forums.

"He hates these cans!" Steve Martin in THE JERK

Well Slap My Ass and Call Me Cowboy

Did you just grab My ass ?! - A Night At The Roxbury

"I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. you have an absolutely breath-taking heiney. I mean that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it."
Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy

"Jacky Treehorn treats objects like women...man." Big Lebowski*

"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."


"I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of ****, man."

"Losing is never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up. It's real nice, I got it at Target. It was on sale." Ricky Bobby

What the... ?!?

Why is this in the "Rate My Profile" forum??

"Damn we're in a tight spot!" Geo. Clooney in O Brother Where Art Thou

Some faves from Steel Magnolias...
Truvy: Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin' across your face.
Truvy: Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.
Truvy: Smile! It increases your face value.
Ouiser Boudreaux: A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Ouiser Boudreaux: He is a boil on the butt of humanity!
Shelby: Remember what Daddy always says - an ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure!
Clairee: Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?

it going to be hard..real hard ..
it aint going to be easy..
The notebook