wasnt fishing
was worried
but thankyou

Lol...you first

Give me your best shot

I agree people who say thier kids come first....well duh....if they didn't I wouldn't want to date you....Also woman that put in there....if your looking for one thing or a one night stand....please move on or don't send me an email....well there again duh....if someone was looking for a one night stand do you think they would come right out and say it.....Come on people get orginal with your profiles......The other thing I love are the ones that say I am just looking for someone to hang out with....well what is wrong with the friends that you have....????

other turn offs....people that add you as a friend and then never send you emails or never reply to your emails....or people that read your emails and then never write you back....Do people not relize how rude that is....I know for you ladies it is probably hard to reply to every single email....but it only takes a few seconds to write a couple of lines.

Absolute profile turnoffs:

Profiles with no written content.

"I don't know what to write here."

"I hate filling these things out."

"Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask."

"I'm a fun person who likes to have fun."

Everything being misspelled. (There's no time limit; if you're going to put up a profile, you could at least make it readable.)

Pics with 2 or more people, and they never tell you which one the profile belongs to.

Nothing indicating the person's interests.

Any references to drugs, alcohol, or kids.

Religious restrictions. ("Must love God as much as I do" -- sorry, that's a no go....!)

Too much ex-bashing. "The most reliable predictor of future behavior is past behavior."

....and so on.

Maybe that's why I've only run into one person on this site who really fits in well with me. But one is all I need....

Spelling and grammar problems.

"Myspace" angle photos

References to Prince Charming.

tYpIng LiKe ThIs.

do you mean TyPiNg LiKe ThIs or tYpInG lIkE tHiS

I agree turn off "I want to have Fun" there again Duh Doesn't everyone....oh no wait a minute....I want to be bored and depressed and hate life....NOT...!!!!! I also agree with the pic of two or more people....and never telling which one it is....I always end up picking out the wrong one....or is it the one I was hoping for.....

No dating slump here... I have to fight them off with a stick..

Just found another turn off....woman in Bikini's with several pictures of them in Bikinis.....and then go on to say...."if your looking for a one night stand or just for one thing then please do not email me"....well lets get a grip what do you think your going to get with pictures like that....?????

Turn offs:
*photos of you with another woman or obviously cropped from an "old family photo"
*not into the fitness nut thing (activity is one thing, nothing to do but work out is another)
*bad spelling and poor grammar
*negativism or being hung up on how that 'cheating, lying woman did me wrong'
*poor or no attempt at getting a decent CURRENT picture of yourself, if it's blurry or taken 7 yrs ago, you're wasting my time

Turn ons:
*serious and smiling photos
*genuinely looking for more than a one night stand
*kids are important
*having no time for a relationship
*educated

(thank you crackerjack123, i stole this format idea from you lol)

Turn ons: Men with more than one picture (and pictures that aren't taken from 100 ft away); a good "about me" section- none of this "just ask" or "I can't describe myself in a paragraph" of course you can! You were expected to write two pages about yourself when you applied to college

Turn offs: Men with 20+ friends- do they really talk to that many women online or are they collecting friends like stamps or pogs?; When their headline has any of the following in the title- lonely, deparate, horny, sexy, etc.

your welcome and I'm flattered :)
I like the way you rephrased the kids vs relationship quagmire...much better than mine

I have a big head.it holds my sarcasm..

men with 69 in there name
men who say there friends recommend them(of course they do,they are sick of you moping around their house)
smoking
men who live in moms basement and collect serial murderer trading cards

men who live in moms basement and collect serial murderer trading cards ,,,,,,OMG,,,,,THEY HAVE THEM???????
Im pissed NO-ONE EVER told me they had them out!!!!
That really burns me up to think they have had them out and NONE OF MY DAMM FRIENDS TOLD ME!!!!
I wonder if they have some of me on them????,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL

they have them ..scary huh?

you are such a sensitve soul.

men who go on and on about how they know how to please a woman; who talk about sex in their profiles

Please - we just met.

Hair.