The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his pants and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her panties and throws them at him with the same request, "Put those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your panties!"

"And you never will if you don't change your attitude."

lmao

That was DAMN funny, I don't care who you are!!!

good one

goodone and so true

That was hilarious!

that's B-E-A-Utiful...to borrow Jim Carrey's line ;)