bad, funny or good lets hear them
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him: do you have any chickens?
her: no, why?
then how am i going to cook you brekfest

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he dips his finger in a glass of water and tuches her on the sholder and says
lets take you home and get you out of thoughs wet clothes
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i want to take you home and treat you like a screend door and bang you all night long

Guy: Do you want to come over to my place for pizza and sex?
Girl: no
Guy: What? you don't like pizza?

I have a 7 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears. lol

Are you a parking ticket?

(What?)

You got fine written all over you..

that shirt looks becoming on you.... if i was on you i'd be cumming too hahahahah i love that one

Actually ran into this firsthand:

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Look, I already have one asshole in my pants why do I need another?

To this day I still don't have an answer.

him: do you have a tickit
her: to what
him: (flexs) to the gun show

hey yo, what up slut? let me get up in them guts

This stinker is my own creation.

Ephraim: Hi there. My name's Eph.
Her: Hey. I'm Amanda.
Ephraim: What do you do for a living? Me? I work in sales and I'd like to know how I can achieve deeper market penetration in Amanda Inc.

How much does a penguin weigh? Enough to break the ice - Hi I'm JC!

been approached to have a threesome i said hell no im not fakeing it 2 times.