Topic: What were you in jail for last time?
IndnPrncs's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:23 PM

Was in for murder 1, but they never found the body, so now I'm out. Isn't the internet a great place? noway noway laugh laugh


LMAO

Differentkindofwench's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:23 PM
So far, only to visit.

chrish's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:24 PM
Section 5 Public Order Offence, and ummmmmm Section 69 of the Police Act I think...

It was a long time ago and involved illegal raves.


Ta,

~C

P.S. UK

alonenotlonely's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:24 PM

It was sooo stupid but i never went to jail jail just the holding cell thingie.. me and my friends played tag with a fire extinguisher in Lehman college and got caught.. i ended up crying in a holding cell with guys whoo were caught with guns and one who was caught for hitting his wife and some tranny who did who knows what and here i am... when they asked me what i did i just cried.. thank god i didn't get killed there and that my brother got me out of that with just a ticket.. learned my lesson that if the holding cell was that scary jail is a place i DEFINITELY don't want to be.. ever laugh


Reminds me of Alice's Restaurant!

alonenotlonely's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:25 PM


Got into a bar fight with my friend Joe.

Two days later and sober... Found out there was no Joe.

But the plastic mat on the floor was awesome.


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Ditto on the laugh.

alonenotlonely's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:27 PM

Probation violation. On proby for possesion with intent. Herb
Violated for an assault. You?


What you said but worse.

chuck366's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:27 PM


Was in for murder 1, but they never found the body, so now I'm out. Isn't the internet a great place? noway noway laugh laugh


LMAO
flowerforyou

gammalight6000's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:27 PM
i always get the cell that is over capacity and stuck with bums

alonenotlonely's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:27 PM

ive never been inside the bars but ive been there to visit


Conjugal?

hunter870's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:29 PM
Once for unpaid speeding tickets(2days) and once for fighting(4days) a guy who wouldnt stop hitting his lady.I got lucky her Daddy was a judge and didnt like fella either,fella even ended up paying my medical bills over the fight.I weighed 110 and bonny and he weighed out around 250 to275 all musuel(I will admit I got my butt kickeddevil but he will never forgetI was the one he faughtdevil)Please dont hit woman and kids infront of me.Jail dont scare me.Have a good day all and smile.

tinabelle's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:30 PM



here...many years ago...i told him he wouldn't like me when i'm angry !mad

gammalight6000's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:32 PM
i shot gandma once johnny, once

no photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:33 PM
man i thought i was bad i was in for asult on a peace officer in chorpus christi TX

KENNY1030's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:46 PM
got cought eluding the police on a streetbike,ran out of gas,,,they would have never had me

gammalight6000's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:49 PM

got cought eluding the police on a streetbike,ran out of gas,,,they would have never had me
next time you might want to check the gauge

no photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:49 PM
Stealing licence plates. Stopped paying for my car while it had temporary tags, just helped myself to a few here and there. Aint America great? drinker

alonenotlonely's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:51 PM

Once for unpaid speeding tickets(2days) and once for fighting(4days) a guy who wouldnt stop hitting his lady.I got lucky her Daddy was a judge and didnt like fella either,fella even ended up paying my medical bills over the fight.I weighed 110 and bonny and he weighed out around 250 to275 all musuel(I will admit I got my butt kickeddevil but he will never forgetI was the one he faughtdevil)Please dont hit woman and kids infront of me.Jail dont scare me.Have a good day all and smile.


You got that right. I cain't stand that s**t! I'll lose it over that.

alonenotlonely's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:51 PM

i shot gandma once johnny, once


U ain't right neither.

Nickinolosers's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:52 PM
Drunk in Public
Walsenburg, CO
Renaissance Festival

alonenotlonely's photo
Mon 01/21/08 02:54 PM

man i thought i was bad i was in for asult on a peace officer in chorpus christi TX



Same here in Missouri way back. In a '58 T'bird, pulled over for a nap, woke up with a cowboy walkin' up behind my car with a pistol in his hand. Started up, hit reverse and rammed him. Turned out he was a deputy sheriff.