Oldie but worth mentioning again.


After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice .

Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.

Eventually they asked British Intelligence (MI6) for help.

Within a minute, MI6 emailed the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

I'm Bushed...

George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress; he has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit; he has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the population; he has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe; he has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment; he has wantonly broken our treaty obligations; he has condoned torture of prisoners; he has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States; he has appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance.


Now, would someone please give him a bl*w job so we can impeach him?

Your pretty smart for A Guy in hard hat. but I'm still Bushed..

Love good ol' George...I'd vote for him again...

Please not another Clinton in office, just couldn't take that...

Yeah, a republican couldn't get away with a BJ like the Clintons did!!!!!!!

When House Speaker Dennis Hastert and the Republican Congressional leadership convened a press conference on the last Friday of September, their intent was to spin their record before heading off to the campaign trail. Instead, they found themselves answering questions about their deputy whip, Mark Foley of Florida, who had been sending Do-I-make-you-horny instant messages to Capitol pages. Hastert lamely denied the undeniable: that GOP leaders had known of Foley's creepy communications but had done nothing to protect his teenage targets. Calls for Hastert's resignation soon mounted within the GOP ranks, where strategists worried about what the revelations would do to turnout among the Christian-right faithful. Having abandoned common decency to stay in power, Republicans would happily throw their leader overboard if it would serve that cause.

Hastert's cover-up was in tune with the tawdry scandals and lassitude that characterized the just-completed session. Meeting for fewer than 100 days, the GOP-led Congress failed to pass nine of eleven appropriations bills for the budget year that has already begun. With House majority leader Tom DeLay and Representatives Bob Ney and Randy Cunningham going down under financial scandals, and the K Street Project's organized bribery under investigation, Republicans hit a new nadir--tallying more legislators disgraced than major pieces of legislation passed. Congress never got around to enacting promised laws to clean up its own act. Nor did it fulfill its constitutional mandate to check this lawless Administration--failing, among other things, to investigate the incompetence and corruption in Iraq that is turning a bad war into a catastrophe. How fitting that this Congress spent its last day dogged by new revelations of lobbyist Jack Abramoff's contacts with the Bush White House and the GOP failure to police Mark Foley. If sleaze is still a factor in this polarized time, the outcome of the election should be a foregone conclusion.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20061023/editors

Hey MM - where r the new terroist attacks then? Bush has ended those!! A country had to fall for 911 and thousands of would be American attackers!!!DOA

Pres. Bush was having an meeting with joint chiefs of staff and others when in walk a defense dept. lackey with an important message for him. The young man began with , "Sir I'v been sent to imform you that 3 Brazillian soliders were killed in Iraq this morning". He then saluted and left. To everyone's amazment in the room, "W" quickly sat down as the color left his face, he sat with his hands covering his face weeping. After a few minutes he finally raised his head and uncovered his eyes still wet with tears. He turned to Rumsfeld and in between sobs asked , "Just how many is a brazillion ???

OK, I don't mean to attack anyone here, but OMG, you can't be serious!! Do you realize how many YEARS it took to plan the 911 attack? And who knows whats in the works now? Terrorists cells continue to spring up all over the middle east, Americans are under continuous threat abroad and the Taliban is back in Afganistan... Oh yeah, the world is sooooo much safer now, thanks to King George's policies.

and to top it all off the country is broke! mission accomplished

The Dems are going to think one way and the Reps are going to think another...Been like that since the beginning...Doesn't matter how hard you speak for your party, you'll never be right...

Bush is STILL cleanning up Clinton's mess...

Personaly I dont have much respect for dems at the moment however the only mess Bush has cleaned up from Clinton is the surplus of tax dollars cluttering up FT Knox to pay for a BS war baseed on LIES

based on lies? all you know is what the media tells you. you dont know whats really going on over there... This just in... The President of the United States gets more information than you and I do.

The media has played a major role in promoteing the BUSH lies so thats just laughable. If there were ever wmds in Iraq america sold them to saddam in the 80's and yes america supported him all through the worst of his attrocities on his own people. So after 5 years of sencless slaughter there are still no wmds and no peace and only a moraly and financialy bankrupt america to try to lecture the world on democracy.....what a joke this country has become