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Topic: BOOMERS l946-l962
poisonflightledr's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:22 PM
WHAT...NO HELP FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY..I GOT 2 NOT 1, BUT 2

Elaina's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:22 PM
shovels and boots lol keeps my mouth closed and myself out of sight lol

Fanta46's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:23 PM
Yep! Ya'll are a rare breed!

no photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:23 PM
I WAS 13 AND THE CHICK WAS 15. WHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

AND LETS SEE,POT WAS LOCAL, JEMACAN, GOLD, TREATED WITH EVERY THING, AND
ACID, WINDOW-PANE, BLOTTER, PURPLE-HAZE, ONANGE-
SUNSHINE, FUNNY-FACE, LSD, AND THEN SPEED, ALOT OF NAMES,LOL
AND DOWNERS, AGAIN ALOT OF NAMES, AND THEN ALOT OF HASH, AND
THE BIG-ONES, COCANE AND HEROIN, WERE NOT REALLY AROUND MY BLOCK
WE WERE POOR-FOLK, AND I NEVER DONE NEEDLES,------HOWS THE NOTE
TAKEN, LOL.....

poisonflightledr's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:24 PM
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas


Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend
most
of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself
silly
and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the
craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa

Sandy211223's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:25 PM
I don't do that sort of thing... That is left for the guys... Or the
snow blower, but we aint talking snow here

Elaina's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:25 PM
lol its going good I AM but im more worried and intrguid by the shovels
and boots that are flying around here lol

Fanta46's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:25 PM
Does it count if it happens before you get undressed?

Elaina's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:27 PM
lol Poison thats cute so wrong but cute

poisonflightledr's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:27 PM
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my
mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?
Love, Teddy


Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom,
who
rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get
you
some nice Legos instead.
Santa

poisonflightledr's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:29 PM
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
yer Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa

Sandy211223's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:30 PM
Poison, you have totally changed the subject here... We were discussing
the age you were at when you were taken advantage of... And then the
shovels... And there is no snow...

lionsbrew's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:30 PM
holy shit now thats funny lmaorotf thats better than deep thoughts by
jack handy on snl.

poisonflightledr's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:30 PM
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and
joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah


Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa

Elaina's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:31 PM
lol Sandy i think hes avoiding the topic

Sandy211223's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:31 PM
You gonna get in on this Lion???

Sandy211223's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:32 PM
Poison has two shovels... And they ain't for the snow

poisonflightledr's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:32 PM
SANDY THIS STUFF IS TO GOOD TO PASS

REMEMBER I MAIN JOB IS TO BE THE CLASS CLOWN

Sandy211223's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:32 PM
I totally agree, Elaina

Elaina's photo
Sun 12/03/06 12:32 PM
Sandy i was confused bout men before this thread n now im really
confused bout em lol any advice

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