Lion mustta had a good time too

poison your so funny that I was lol, home alone last night and when my
older son came I was rolling lol, he ask me if I was going crazy or
something, lol, I said ( or something lol,)
lol,lol

OK SO WHO WANTS TO TAKE THE OLD PIOSON IN THE BACK ROOM FOR A PRIVATE
SHOW....I GOT A POCKET FULL OF NIKLES AND I'M READY TO PLAY

Fanta are you trying to kiss some butt here??? So we dont tell how you
went to the show too????

yall have lost me over here. I have no clue what yall are talking
about.

I WASEN'T THAT FUNNY LAST NITE

DID YOU READ ALL MY DEAR SANTA LETTERS?

No show!
No show!
No show!

SO YOUR SON THOUGHT...OH SHIT, MOMS GONE LOONY, WHO'S GONA FIX US
BREAKFEAT NOW

HEY E, I GOT THE MAIL...TELL YOUR SISTER THANKS!

My older sister just sent this to me and i thougt id share it with yall

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
>
>loud pounding on the door.
>
>The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
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>standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
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>"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!
>
>
>
>He slams the door and returns to bed.
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>"Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
>"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
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>"Did you help him?" she asks.
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>"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out
>there!"
>
>"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
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>about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
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>helped us?"
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>"I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
>
>The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
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>pounding rain.
>
>He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
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>"Yes" comes back the answer.
>
>"Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.
>
>"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk

no problem Poisin well do

yes poison read everything, your realy something mannnnn!!!!!!
lol lmao

AND THEY SAY I'M LOONY.......

GOOD ONE GIRL

It was so funny last night, that it brought me back today~! So you stop
your lying there Poison

that was funny elaina!!!!!!!lol

rotflmao...lol i may need a push too..LOL i will let ya'll no..LOL

DAM IT SANDY...I GOT A REP TO PROTECT...DO WE HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT
YOU MADE OFF WITH MY U KNOW WHAT LAST NIGHT

ty Morena and lol Sherri

Honey... I ain't shy~! Sure let's tell them all about it~!

U WIN BB...GUESS I'LL GO GET THE SHOVELS