A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true
what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put
their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally
come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock
all my teeth out?"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Dats a good 1 bro!

That is just plain wrong! I love it!!! LMAO

LMAO.AND PIMP GOOD ONE!

oh so bad. funny but so bad

damn.

Hooo! Hooo! Man!

That's like the Catholic joke that goes like this:

A girl goes to see the priest for confession. She tells the priest that
she handjob to her boy friend. The priest tells her to say ten hail
Mary's and wash her hands in the holy Water.
She goes over to the Holy Water and see's her friend there too. She
tell's her her story about giving her boy friend a hand job and how she
has to wash her hands in the Holy Water.
Her friend said" Don't get the water too dirty. I have to gargle with
it". LOL

lol

ya know how to prevent the stork from delivering?


Shoot it in the air

Funny and Cool too