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Topic: whats gross?
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 11:49 AM
When I retire I will write a book on farting etiquette. What should I call it? The do's and don't's of bursting your bubble?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 11:51 AM
My son has burping contests with my dad's friend. He will drink an entire can of pop just so he can win.......I find this very gross!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 11:57 AM
You know what I always say about farting: when in doubt rip one out! No wait. Or is it smoke em if you got em! Nope. Oh yeah squeeeeeze your colon!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 12:03 PM
Its ok. If you accidently fart loud in public its perfectly alright to blame it on your freinds ladies.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 12:05 PM
We men understand and respect you more for it.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 12:06 PM
Farting sure brings up fond memories.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 12:07 PM
Blasts from the past

legman99 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 181	Thu 01/17/08 12:08 PM
ok guys is it really that big of a deal when a girl farts or burps?? It's not a big deal. In fact it shows she's comfortable and can be herself. Especially when she can fart and light it!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 12:08 PM
Got any requests out there?

Brenna24 Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 497	Thu 01/17/08 12:09 PM
ok guys is it really that big of a deal when a girl farts or burps?? It's not a big deal. In fact it shows she's comfortable and can be herself. Especially when she can fart and light it! me and my nefews where tyin to do that this weekend lol

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:09 PM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 12:10 PM
I'd like to dedicate this sweet sultry number to all the ladies out there.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 12:12 PM
Pppppppppppfffffffftttttt!!!!

legman99 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 181	Thu 01/17/08 12:16 PM
ok guys is it really that big of a deal when a girl farts or burps?? It's not a big deal. In fact it shows she's comfortable and can be herself. Especially when she can fart and light it! me and my nefews where tyin to do that this weekend lol My kind of woman!

Brenna24 Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 497	Thu 01/17/08 12:21 PM
ok guys is it really that big of a deal when a girl farts or burps?? It's not a big deal. In fact it shows she's comfortable and can be herself. Especially when she can fart and light it! me and my nefews where tyin to do that this weekend lol My kind of woman! lol but we could not do it we got the hair spray out and tried to make it look like we lighted farts on fire haha

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 12:24 PM
Women are so darn uptight. Always got a damn headache. Just relax, kick back, get those creative juices flowing. Just let it go. Breathe in. Fart out. Breathe in. Fart out. Free your colon and free your mind baby. Glade is cheap. Colon problems are not.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 12:27 PM
I really respect a woman who can blow off a little steam once in awhile if you catch my drift.

joycies Joined Thu 01/17/08 Posts: 6	Thu 01/17/08 12:29 PM
If she doesn't fart, it creeps up her spine and gives her crappy thoughts

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:31 PM
If she doesn't fart, it creeps up her spine and gives her crappy thoughts this could be Muriels problem.....

joycies Joined Thu 01/17/08 Posts: 6	Thu 01/17/08 12:31 PM