I think a good flappy queef after hard pumping sex is just a tad bit funny! Putta putta putta putta putta put. Unless its spitting spoo. Then. SHE sleeps on the wet spot. Is that gross?

And you wonder why you cant get a date???

do YOU want to sleep in the wet spot??

Maybe I was brought up differently. Not at all to be rude to you, but if I were to have an indigestion problem I'd excuse myself. I also don't want a guy being rude around me. My 19 year old son told me if a girl ever "farted' around him that would be the end of that...doubt it! Whatever makes you comfortable.

Aha I knew I forgot something in my profile! I forgot that bowel movements and vaginal queef noises make me giggle!

And gypsy forgot to put that she makes many of those noises. No wonder your cats need a psychologist.

Ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Squeek!! Mmeow? Pppfffttt!! Meow? Putta putta putta put!! Mmmmmmeeeeoowww?

Greetings and welcome from wisconsin!

OMG too funny yall

Hey gypsy remember when your cat ran away for two days and when it came back it shied away from you? Wasn't that about the same time you ate all that cheese and wine and spicy barbque chicken? I'd have probably ran away too!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Wow...I agree

real sexy, not

I'd have to agree with 2 much.

haha omg you read about that???

Who here has seen the episode of sarah silverman show where she licked her dogs a** to find out what was so interesting about it. But the neighbor seen her and reported her and she was arrested and became a sex offender and they confiscated her dog and sent her to a 12 step beastiality anonymous meetings until she went to court in which the judge called the dog as a witness. And the dog sat in the witness chair the whole time licking its a** until the judge picked up the dog and licked its a** to see what was so darn interesting getting the case thrown out of court? I was in tears!

C mon! There's a time and place for everything! Farting with the boys is funny. Farting in church during a sermon is not funny. Unless its your 6 month old infant child who has loud flatulence. Farting at a family reunion dinner is not funny. Unless you dislike your inlaws!

lol.......your hot