You automatically double-knot everything you tie.
You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!

LOO...so true

When you realize you have gone through 4 names of your children before you get the correct one to actually scold.

LOL!! Now that my son is older we are great friends..I feel like if you are a true mom to them while they are small that they will grow up to love and respect the parents more....mine has anyway!!!

All so true, and when your in a store and someone elses kid screams mom and you automaticaly look for your kid thats not even with you.

OMG hope I don't start going boobs now