A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.

"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.

"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.

"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.

"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"

The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies.

When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".

Someone already wrote that in the forums that other day. Mildly amusing anyways.

thats old anyway

Be Still

A blonde a brunette and a red head were traveling in the desert in a car, when it broke down. Each said they would grab something before they had to walk through the desert.

Later that night, when they were sitting around a campfire, in the mddle of the desert, the start to discuss what they brought. The redhead states "I Brought a sandwich incase we get hungry." The brunette smiles and says, "How smart! I brought a bottle of watter incase we get thirsty!" They both laughed a little but they stopped when they saw what the blonde had in her arms. They raised a brow but before they could say anything the blonde smiled. "I Know, I brought the car door so we could roll down the window if it gets too hot! I'm so smart!"

I thought it was funny Cooley and I had not seen it before...

honest i don't know if it was, finally finished that disk off now, but hey thanks ya'll