The manager was having difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so there was only one solution - more layoffs.

But there were only two possibilities - Jack and Mary.

This was going to be a hard decision - they were both excellent workers, and equally qualified - but one had to go.

He was obviously going to have to interview them both and then decide.

So he called Mary in first. "I'm sorry," he began, "I've got some bad news.

I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."


She looked at him for a moment in silence then replied:

"Well, can you jack off, I've got a terrible headache?"



Been in management many yrs, I think I'd would of fell over
Cooly

That is funny. Great use of double meanings.

And for the record, ladies, getting laid actually helps make headaches subside, so that is not a good excuse.

Coolyman...

You just have to marry me and keep me
laughing the rest of my life....

Which might not be that long as you
are killing me...

That just craked me up Thanks ya'll
EarthSprite u r too sweet,sides still hurts from "the Taser"

I go back there and read that every
now and again....

Dang, but you sure can make my day...

ya know i still can't read it to no one
I show them and they have to read it
Then I watch them as WE ROFLMFAO

YEP I DO GIVE THE WARNING FIRST

ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO MAKE A LADY SMILE

EarthSprit for you
Cooly

thanks song