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Though you hair is all in tangles
And your make up is a mess And most of what your drinkin Is spillin down your dress ![]() And to keep from fallin off Your bar stool’s ‘bout all that you can do I’ll make my proposition Cause I’m just as drunk as you, ![]() Let’s do somthin cheap and superficial Let’s do something that we might regret Let’s do domethin shabby and insensitive, This may be the only chance we get. ![]() You’ve got lipstick showing on your teeth And a runner in your hose And where you got that cheap perfume, Well God only knows. ![]() Now I’ll be glad to have you home long before daylight, The sun is your worst enemy, Thank God it’s dark tonight ![]() ![]() Sorry guys ,, had to post a funny |
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haha! thats hilarious!
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ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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DAMN
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Thought ya'll might need a good laugh on a monday night
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lmao very funny
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DAMN ![]() Sorry babe ,, it was th meds ! ![]() |
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Though you hair is all in tangles And your make up is a mess And most of what your drinkin Is spillin down your dress ![]() And to keep from fallin off Your bar stool’s ‘bout all that you can do I’ll make my proposition Cause I’m just as drunk as you, ![]() Let’s do somthin cheap and superficial Let’s do something that we might regret Let’s do domethin shabby and insensitive, This may be the only chance we get. ![]() You’ve got lipstick showing on your teeth And a runner in your hose And where you got that cheap perfume, Well God only knows. ![]() Now I’ll be glad to have you home long before daylight, The sun is your worst enemy, Thank God it’s dark tonight ![]() ![]() Sorry guys ,, had to post a funny ![]() |
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OMG I am still rolling.....great poem....
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Life........on the lighter side.....
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Glad you all got a laugh of it. But um,, in my drinking days ,, I've been there.
Try to laugh at least one a day. It's good for ya! |
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Very cute Tommy....I hope you weren't talking about Laura in that situation.
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