Though you hair is all in tangles
And your make up is a mess
And most of what your drinkin
Is spillin down your dress

And to keep from fallin off
Your bar stool’s ‘bout all that you can do
I’ll make my proposition
Cause I’m just as drunk as you,

Let’s do somthin cheap and superficial
Let’s do something that we might regret
Let’s do domethin shabby and insensitive,
This may be the only chance we get.

You’ve got lipstick showing on your teeth
And a runner in your hose
And where you got that cheap perfume,
Well God only knows.


Now I’ll be glad to have you home
long before daylight,
The sun is your worst enemy,
Thank God it’s dark tonight



Sorry guys ,, had to post a funny