Two men were driving through New Jersey when they got pulled
over by a State Trooper.

The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in New Jersey , son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in New Jersey , you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the road
you're gonna turn to your buddy and say.....

'I wish that asshole would've tried that **** with me!"


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lol

lol!! its sooo true tho... if u get pulled over in NJ u better have your **** ready or else!

lmao

i'm from NJ & i've never been pulled over- cos i know how to drive- UNlike people from new york who on rt 80 where the speed limit is 65 they do 70- in the fast lane.. and then when i cut them off & flip them off they get over to the middle lane like wtf.. people with new york plates need to get the hell out of NJ cos we all know you cant drive haha.