A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glass is so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

ha! oh snap...

wait wait wait... i thought Iraqi people dont drink. well thats what people told me..

Hooyah Texas.

actually the cowboys learned all there tricks from Mexican Cowboys , trust me i know im mexican and im from TX lol

they don't like yankees either
i'm affraid to say where I cam from
what accent ya'll talking bout

thanks rocket

ya liked that 1 huh suz you Texans

hey im not a true Texan. I have only been here since I was 7. I am a true Louisianian...is that a word?

Hey Cooly...another good rib tickler. Let's chalk one up for the Cowboys.

Most if not all Iraqis are muslims and it is against Islamic practices to drink alcohol

hey we just pickin on them now, could've been anyone
what country you from might use them next
Joking, have fun anyway Jirumyne, thanks robert
Cooly