Topic: Divorce vs Murder
countrybelle6471's photo
Fri 01/11/08 10:01 AM


DIVORCE VS. MURDER






A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The Pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied,
'I need it to poison my husband.'



The pharmacist's eyes got big and he Exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.



Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'



The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.



The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied -



Well now, that's different; you didn't tell me you had a prescription!



Now this is Funny!!!
































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Fri 01/11/08 10:03 AM
laugh laugh laugh that is funny

countrybelle6471's photo
Fri 01/11/08 10:04 AM
yes i thought so...:smile:

wildsideof35's photo
Fri 01/11/08 10:06 AM
Too funny!!!laugh laugh

Wiccancowboy's photo
Fri 01/11/08 10:09 AM
wow i hope i aint the one gettin poisoned.

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Fri 01/11/08 10:23 AM
Looks like a double murder to me!!!laugh laugh laugh

Mundote's photo
Fri 01/11/08 12:35 PM
laugh

countrybelle6471's photo
Fri 01/11/08 07:16 PM

wow i hope i aint the one gettin poisoned.

as long as your not the 1 getting caughtlaugh

Huckleberri1's photo
Fri 01/11/08 07:18 PM
Hee he, not me

countrybelle6471's photo
Fri 01/11/08 07:20 PM
noway laugh me either i'm the one with the scriptlaugh