This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out
together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on
the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What? You're crazy!" she said.

"Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you."

"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I
really need it."

"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"

"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love
you and I really need this blowjob."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown
and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says,
'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's
sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so
the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"

ROTFLMAO that would be my luck...ROTFLMAO

SAw that on some show a while back was totally funny

lol good shizzy

Freakin hilarious!!! Thanx for tha laugh!!!

lmao

LOL.

lol

good one pioson

that was hall funny!! nice joke!

Go to Google.. type in Master Card Spoof.. and you will find it on video