fred was driving down the road one day,when out of no where comes a cop.the cop pulls him over and comes up to the window.he asks fred for his drivers licene and registration.while looking at this he notices fred has no last name.the cop wonders why and asks fred.fred says i don't have one,and if you want i'll tell you why.he tells the cop i was born with the name fred dingaling. while growing up i wantetd to be a doctor.so i graduated, went to college,and became a doctor.i did this for a few years,and decided i wanted to be a dentist.so i went to school, graduated and became a dentist. so now i was known as fred dingaling MD,DDS. i did this for a few years,and i loved it.now driving home from work one day,i met this woman.i took her home and i got V.D. so now i was known as fred dingaling MD,DDS WITH V.D. now after everyone found out, they pulled my medical license.so now i was known as fred dingaling with V.D. then the cop asks him you still haven't told me why you have no last name.fred replies well officer,as i told you i was fred dingaling with v.d. then the V.D. took away my dingaling,so now i'm only known as fred.laughing hysterically the coop gives him his stuff and turns anw wals away.

wow, i thought i would get a laugh out of this one at least.

cute