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Topic: The Treehouse. No Girlz Allow3d!
MariJane63's photo
Tue 01/08/08 06:08 PM


So..Is this the place ? :smile:

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Wed 01/09/08 11:03 AM
WTF.. girl's who left all the bra and panties in the boy's tree house.

Look's like i'm gonna need a Sexy French Maid!


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Wed 01/09/08 11:08 AM
Edited by LBZ on Wed 01/09/08 11:09 AM

haha Where did all those good looking guys run off to? I thought they were in charge? So much for the men being in charge..I think that shows you who wears the pants in here!! :wink:
I was told to lay the law down ...So here i go

1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.
2. Do not cut your hair. Ever.
3. Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Sunday = Sports.
6. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us.
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. You have enough clothes.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from pointblank range. We are bound to miss sometimes.
14. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
18. If you do not dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, do not expect us to act like soap opera guys.
19. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we do not look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21. Do not rub the lamp if you do not want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done ... not both.
23. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
24. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain.drinker

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 01/09/08 12:09 PM
Edited by Rapunzel on Wed 01/09/08 12:23 PM
lbz....oh my.....

you silly guys....

some of those rules are okay....but not many ...

love you anyway ...

but, how would you like it,
if we ogled at all the guys we see.???
you wouldn't like it ...
what goes around ~ comes around....

men are very possessive of their lady
and don't want other guys to look at them
or for their lady to be checking the guys out..

so, it's good for the gander but not for the goose ???

Most real women like men to be loyal
and to love only them,
we feel that you don't really care about us,
if you are checking out the other woman out there....

it is all about class and integrity and if you behave
like dogs in heat ~ flipping alley cats with no discretion,
and no morals or ethics, loyalty & faithfulness to your lady,

then don't be surprised if you get your walking papers ...




we have been given fine brains, hearts and souls..
if you behave like you haven't melted from a glacier ,
like uncivilized prehistoric cave men ~ noway
you will be treated as such ...flowerforyou


don't let the door hit you in the butt,noway Sweetheart flowerforyou

when you leave :wink: laugh






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Wed 01/09/08 12:15 PM


haha Where did all those good looking guys run off to? I thought they were in charge? So much for the men being in charge..I think that shows you who wears the pants in here!! :wink:
I was told to lay the law down ...So here i go

1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.
2. Do not cut your hair. Ever.
3. Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Sunday = Sports.
6. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us.
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. You have enough clothes.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from pointblank range. We are bound to miss sometimes.
14. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
18. If you do not dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, do not expect us to act like soap opera guys.
19. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we do not look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21. Do not rub the lamp if you do not want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done ... not both.
23. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
24. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain.drinker


You wish.....laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

purplecat's photo
Wed 01/09/08 12:55 PM


haha Where did all those good looking guys run off to? I thought they were in charge? So much for the men being in charge..I think that shows you who wears the pants in here!! :wink:
I was told to lay the law down ...So here i go

1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.
2. Do not cut your hair. Ever.
3. Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Sunday = Sports.
6. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us.
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. You have enough clothes.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from pointblank range. We are bound to miss sometimes.
14. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
18. If you do not dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, do not expect us to act like soap opera guys.
19. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we do not look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21. Do not rub the lamp if you do not want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done ... not both.
23. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
24. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain.drinker



WHHHHHHAAaaat ?? I cant HEAR YOU!!!......VACUUMMING!!!......laugh devil laugh

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Wed 01/09/08 01:31 PM

Just for the guys....(yeah, right!) so they
can stay away from all the "sissy" talk bigsmile


sorry im not being left outta the party lollaugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 01/09/08 01:33 PM
oh and i wholeheartedly disagree with rule four happy

s1owhand's photo
Wed 01/09/08 01:38 PM
OK -EVERYBODY OUT OF THE TREEHOUSE!
(except the blondie...you can stay and hang a bit) bigsmile

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Wed 01/09/08 02:12 PM

OK -EVERYBODY OUT OF THE TREEHOUSE!
(except the blondie...you can stay and hang a bit) bigsmile

humph.........
*feather dusts the top of slows head....laugh laugh

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Wed 01/09/08 02:42 PM
Edited by LBZ on Wed 01/09/08 02:45 PM

OK -EVERYBODY OUT OF THE TREEHOUSE!
(except the blondie...you can stay and hang a bit) bigsmile
Yeah we should keep her we need somebody too pick up the girly crap they left here.

ohh..By the way welcome to the The Tree House! Grab a Beer or two and watch out for the dog crap and 2 day old pizza.

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 01/09/08 03:02 PM

OK -EVERYBODY OUT OF THE TREEHOUSE!
(except the blondie...you can stay and hang a bit) bigsmile


your wife would not appreciate that , s1owhand noway

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 01/09/08 03:04 PM


OK -EVERYBODY OUT OF THE TREEHOUSE!
(except the blondie...you can stay and hang a bit) bigsmile
Yeah we should keep her we need somebody too pick up the girly crap they left here.


uh...no


ohh..By the way welcome to the The Tree House! Grab a Beer or two and watch out for the dog crap and 2 day old pizza.



gross...eeeeuuu sick

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Wed 01/09/08 03:04 PM
*places butterfly, fairy, and dolphin knick~knacks everywhere.....while humming somewhere over the rainbow.laugh laugh laugh

purplecat's photo
Wed 01/09/08 03:33 PM
LOOK!! I found this cute unicorn wallpaper today!!

it soOooo goes with the lacy curtains !!

<<< sprays some febreeze around the room , puts the toilet seat down again an hangs her victoria secret bra up on the lamp shade ........bigsmile

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 01/09/08 03:36 PM
Edited by Rapunzel on Wed 01/09/08 03:40 PM
hahahahahaha

yes, we better fumigate big time first...

it smells like sasquatch in here ....sick


stinky armpits and nasty socks ...sick


helping "fresh mountain air" and purple cat
with all the decorations and little details :wink:

...painting walls lavender with glitter purple trim happy

and hanging cute little mobiles and sun catchers all over laugh

placing silver crosses and opening curtains wide
so the bright sunlight shines in everywhere flowerforyou

to keep dracula and his buddies out ....cak sick sick sick

carebear19622's photo
Wed 01/09/08 03:41 PM
Dudes where did you get the cool unicorn wallpaperdrinker

purplecat's photo
Wed 01/09/08 03:42 PM
ha ha ......nice details Rapunzel.......laugh laugh

<<<<<unfolds the lace table cloth an lies it neatly on the table an puts the tea on......
oh I got a few of these plug in air fresheners to......

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 01/09/08 03:42 PM
oh...carebear drinker smokin flowerforyou smokin drinker


see. some of you guys have some class drinker
and good taste in home decorations smokin

purplecat's photo
Wed 01/09/08 03:42 PM

Dudes where did you get the cool unicorn wallpaperdrinker


WALMART !! of course!!laugh laugh laugh

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