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So..Is this the place ? 
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WTF.. girl's who left all the bra and panties in the boy's tree house.
Look's like i'm gonna need a Sexy French Maid! |
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Edited by
LBZ
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Wed 01/09/08 11:09 AM
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haha Where did all those good looking guys run off to? I thought they were in charge? So much for the men being in charge..I think that shows you who wears the pants in here!! 
1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down. 2. Do not cut your hair. Ever. 3. Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Get rid of your cat. 5. Sunday = Sports. 6. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. You have enough clothes. 9. You have too many shoes. 10. Crying is blackmail. 11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work. 12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from pointblank range. We are bound to miss sometimes. 14. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers. 15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 16. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived. 17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 18. If you do not dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, do not expect us to act like soap opera guys. 19. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 20. Let us ogle. If we do not look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 21. Do not rub the lamp if you do not want the genie to come out. 22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done ... not both. 23. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 24. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain. 
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Wed 01/09/08 12:23 PM
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lbz....oh my.....
you silly guys.... some of those rules are okay....but not many ... love you anyway ... but, how would you like it, if we ogled at all the guys we see.??? you wouldn't like it ... what goes around ~ comes around.... men are very possessive of their lady and don't want other guys to look at them or for their lady to be checking the guys out.. so, it's good for the gander but not for the goose ??? Most real women like men to be loyal and to love only them, we feel that you don't really care about us, if you are checking out the other woman out there.... it is all about class and integrity and if you behave like dogs in heat ~ flipping alley cats with no discretion, and no morals or ethics, loyalty & faithfulness to your lady, then don't be surprised if you get your walking papers ... we have been given fine brains, hearts and souls.. if you behave like you haven't melted from a glacier , like uncivilized prehistoric cave men ~ 
you will be treated as such ... 
don't let the door hit you in the butt, Sweetheart
when you leave 
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haha Where did all those good looking guys run off to? I thought they were in charge? So much for the men being in charge..I think that shows you who wears the pants in here!!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down. 2. Do not cut your hair. Ever. 3. Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Get rid of your cat. 5. Sunday = Sports. 6. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. You have enough clothes. 9. You have too many shoes. 10. Crying is blackmail. 11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work. 12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from pointblank range. We are bound to miss sometimes. 14. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers. 15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 16. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived. 17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 18. If you do not dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, do not expect us to act like soap opera guys. 19. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 20. Let us ogle. If we do not look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 21. Do not rub the lamp if you do not want the genie to come out. 22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done ... not both. 23. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 24. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain.
You wish.....
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haha Where did all those good looking guys run off to? I thought they were in charge? So much for the men being in charge..I think that shows you who wears the pants in here!!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down. 2. Do not cut your hair. Ever. 3. Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Get rid of your cat. 5. Sunday = Sports. 6. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. You have enough clothes. 9. You have too many shoes. 10. Crying is blackmail. 11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work. 12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from pointblank range. We are bound to miss sometimes. 14. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers. 15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 16. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived. 17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 18. If you do not dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, do not expect us to act like soap opera guys. 19. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 20. Let us ogle. If we do not look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 21. Do not rub the lamp if you do not want the genie to come out. 22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done ... not both. 23. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 24. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain.
WHHHHHHAAaaat ?? I cant HEAR YOU!!!......VACUUMMING!!!...... 
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Just for the guys....(yeah, right!) so they can stay away from all the "sissy" talk 
sorry im not being left outta the party lol
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oh and i wholeheartedly disagree with rule four
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OK -EVERYBODY OUT OF THE TREEHOUSE!
(except the blondie...you can stay and hang a bit)
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OK -EVERYBODY OUT OF THE TREEHOUSE! (except the blondie...you can stay and hang a bit)
humph......... *feather dusts the top of slows head....
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Edited by
LBZ
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Wed 01/09/08 02:45 PM
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OK -EVERYBODY OUT OF THE TREEHOUSE! (except the blondie...you can stay and hang a bit)
ohh..By the way welcome to the The Tree House! Grab a Beer or two and watch out for the dog crap and 2 day old pizza. |
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OK -EVERYBODY OUT OF THE TREEHOUSE! (except the blondie...you can stay and hang a bit)
your wife would not appreciate that , s1owhand
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OK -EVERYBODY OUT OF THE TREEHOUSE! (except the blondie...you can stay and hang a bit)
uh...no ohh..By the way welcome to the The Tree House! Grab a Beer or two and watch out for the dog crap and 2 day old pizza. gross...eeeeuuu 
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*places butterfly, fairy, and dolphin knick~knacks everywhere.....while humming somewhere over the rainbow.
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LOOK!! I found this cute unicorn wallpaper today!!
it soOooo goes with the lacy curtains !! <<< sprays some febreeze around the room , puts the toilet seat down again an hangs her victoria secret bra up on the lamp shade ........
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Wed 01/09/08 03:40 PM
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hahahahahaha
yes, we better fumigate big time first... it smells like sasquatch in here ....
stinky armpits and nasty socks ...
helping "fresh mountain air" and purple cat with all the decorations and little details
...painting walls lavender with glitter purple trim
and hanging cute little mobiles and sun catchers all over
placing silver crosses and opening curtains wide so the bright sunlight shines in everywhere
to keep dracula and his buddies out ....cak
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Dudes where did you get the cool unicorn wallpaper
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ha ha ......nice details Rapunzel.......
<<<<<unfolds the lace table cloth an lies it neatly on the table an puts the tea on...... oh I got a few of these plug in air fresheners to......
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oh...carebear
see. some of you guys have some class
and good taste in home decorations
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Dudes where did you get the cool unicorn wallpaper
WALMART !! of course!!
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