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What thought or sentiment would you like to put into one million fortune cookies?
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Edited by
Wonderbread
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Mon 01/07/08 10:24 PM
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The meal you just ate, was probably your missing pet.
Your winning numbers 1-2-3-4-5-6. Get a job. Don't look behind you. |
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WISHES DO COME TRUE |
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your gonna die tomorrow....
your wife has been cheating on you.... it's not to late for a sex change.... you will win the lottery, along with 6 million other people.... |
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"Dont eat yellow snow... Bonzai!!!!!"
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"grow old with me the best is yet to come"
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Don't Eat Brown Snow |
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Don't Eat Brown Snow ewwww. Haven't heard that one yet... |
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Dont pet a burning dog.
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":hjwbfoijewnivjnergjkvneorih"
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":hjwbfoijewnivjnergjkvneorih" oh yeah, now that makes you think doesn't it?
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":hjwbfoijewnivjnergjkvneorih" oh yeah, now that makes you think doesn't it? |
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You are invisible for the next hour.
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You cheat on your husband
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Every time you get sentimental,
don't be surprised if you think of the past. |
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Your cat is scizophrenic
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Eat me. I'm a fortune cookie
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