Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
> blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida
> or
> the moon?'
>
> The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida
> ?????'
>
>
> CAR TROUBLE
>
> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
> died.
>
> After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
>
> She says, 'What's the story?'
>
> He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
>
> She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
>
>
> SPEEDING TICKET
>
> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
> he
> could see her license.
>
> She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
> yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it
> to you!'
>
>
> >
> KNITTING
>
> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
> Glancing
> at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was
> knitting!
>
> Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
> trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL
> OVER!'
> < BR>'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
>
>
> BLONDE ON THE SUN
>
> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
> said,
> 'We were the first in space!'
>
> The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
>
> The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
>
> The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
>>
> 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
>
> To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
> night!'
>
>
> IN A VACUUM
>
> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
> rolled
> the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are
> in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
>
> She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
>
>
> FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
>
> A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
> asked her what their names were.
>
> The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named
> Timex.
>
> Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
>
> 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'

A Blonde went into a telegraph office to send a telegram to her mom, it was extremely urgent and important. She asks how much it will cost. She said, "I'll do Anything to get this telegram out today!" She was told it was $100. She says, "Oh, I dont have that kind of money, but..I'll do ANYTHING to get this out today.
So the manager says, "Anything?"
The Blonde says, "Yes, anything."
So he says, come back to my office. She does.
He says shut the door. She does.
He says, get down on your knees. She does.
He says, now zip down my pants, She does.
He then says, Ok, now pull it out. She does.
He says, Ok, you know what to do.
So she grabs it, brings it to her mouth and.... says,
"Hello MOM?!?!?"