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thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Mon 01/07/08 11:20 AM
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money. What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.

Enya Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 2077	Mon 01/07/08 11:22 AM


EarthSprite Joined Mon 04/02/07 Posts: 12114	Mon 01/07/08 11:24 AM
Dang...I forgot about the warning before reading your jokes...

seekinu Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 17	Mon 01/07/08 11:32 AM


johncarl Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 5074	Mon 01/07/08 11:41 AM


thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Mon 01/07/08 12:00 PM
better print them out ya know how hard it is for me to even type sometimes Cooly

MariJane63 Joined Sat 08/11/07 Posts: 4354	Mon 01/07/08 12:01 PM


Josiah2112 Joined Sun 11/11/07 Posts: 159	Mon 01/07/08 12:10 PM
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. ROFL

thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Mon 01/07/08 12:13 PM
ROFLMFAO THEY CRACKED ME UP 2, THANKS COOLY

Mossop Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 536	Mon 01/07/08 12:22 PM


thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Mon 01/07/08 12:57 PM
hey thanks be back with more later Cooly

songstress1 Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 1244	Mon 01/07/08 08:17 PM
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. NOW THAT IS TOO Freakin funny!!!lmao

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Mon 01/07/08 08:29 PM

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