Topic: Hmm Hows Hell Now,,lol
Loves2Please's photo
Sat 11/25/06 10:48 PM
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was
waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let
him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.

After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground.
Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay
man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Pete was furious.
"If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're
almost there."

After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay
man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but
decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends
over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on
him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine
inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire,
no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of
blankets freezing his ass of.
"Why is it so god damn cold down here? "Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.

sexynaughtygirl's photo
Sat 11/25/06 10:53 PM
lmao

Loves2Please's photo
Sat 11/25/06 11:29 PM
well I see You Like that,,well theres more to come,,im writting them
now,,and really ,,theres much love to all here ,,,keep on laughing
yours truly Thomas

snacky's photo
Sun 11/26/06 10:59 AM
nice lol

Gryphyn's photo
Sun 11/26/06 06:05 PM
Nice, I like it, remind me not to drop anything in when we meet again

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 11/26/06 06:36 PM
THAT WAS GOOD!!

Loves2Please's photo
Mon 11/27/06 12:02 AM
glad yall liking the laughing part,,now how about the gut busting
part,,oh hold on I got to write them,,lol,,love to all