A beautiful young blonde lady goes to the doctor for a check up. the doctor wants to take her temperature. "where shall I put the thermometer?" he asks. The girl replies, "uh... not my mouth doc I might swallow it." "okay, lets try your armpit." the doctor suggests. "well it might tickle me doc. how about my butt?" "okay then," the doctor says, he puts the thing in her behind.

After a while the girl giggles and exclaims, "that's not my butt, doc" the doctor replies, "well, that's not my thermometer either."

why does that have to be a blonde joke

Cuz i had a taste for blondes this morning
My favorite flavor
Cooly

That was too funny.....

aww ure nasty with that blonde jokes dear
ill have 2 dye my hair

and btw-i did tell u i have a fever?

Dr Cooly here, let me take your temp
Hope ya feel better
Hmmm what flavor ya thinking
Cooly