We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. In reality there isn't much difference since either one will ultimately result in death.



For sure a death wish
Cooly

the diffrence

guts : a quick not too painfull death
balls : a SLOW AND HORRIBLE death

why can't i do both?

Both of them, boom like a nuke boom

lol either way he's asking to die!

Neither way leads to what you wanted might as well just stay out until morning at that point.

HMMM...you must want all your things in a garbage bag on the porch..no hangers just a big bag..lol
But I will admit I got a big laugh out of this one!!!

ANOTHER GOOD ONE.